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My theory on UFOs


Disclaimer: This page is a fictional story about aliens and the UFO phenomena which is only a theory.

Unbeknownst to us, a race which has been ignorant enough not to believe warnings from the wiser ones of our kind because of our primitive science:

The "grays" of present UFO abduction folklore were never really interested in contact with other species, instead they were creatures that went and preserved endangered life forms from all over the universe for zoo exibits, but wound up making contact with other races and they formed an alliance. The "grays" eventually saw our own planet Earth when the dinosaurs were around. The "grays" admired the primitive and young planet, and found out that a meteor was headed for the planet. The aliens believed that they are not aloud to interfere with the extinction of any species that is not intelligent except if they take the creatures for exibits and took a few of the creatures we have come to know as "dinosaurs". The dinosaurs bred at a large rate and their presence caused contreversy among their government because of their hostility. A war broke out between the grays and another race for unknown reasons and they used atomic weapons against each other. The radiation of the planet was too great and made them unable to breed. The effect happened to every creature on the planet and then the "grays" had no choice but to seek out new planets to colonize although this idea was originally considered to be unholy by their religion. The only chance for all creatures that were on the planet at the time was to cross their DNA with others of their kind as well as others which were on other planets during the war and one of those creatures were dinosaurs... and they lived to regret it. The dinosaurs eventually crossbred with the grays to create the "reptoids" more reptillian versions of grays. The reptoids learned extremely fast about science and other things and they became a new artificial intelligent race. The grays trusted them as if they were family members and the reptoids eventually became part of the alliance. The grays finally wanted to show the reptoids our planet as a reward for the technology that they shared with them after they did a few trips to earth and back with studying animals. The grays also monitored our planet and observed human activities. The aliens told the reptoids that the mammals of the planet were the dominant species of the planet, which triggered a strong anger in the reptoid mind. They wanted to take back what was rightfully theirs, the planet which was dying because of the stupid hairless apes that fed on their beautiful home, taking advantage of their absence which made them even more furious. The reptoids easily took control of the grays with nearly indetectable devices which controlled them. The reptoids made the grays abduct humans and take samples of their skin, which terrified the humans. The reptoids made the grays say that it was for the good of thier kind as well as well as ours, but the reptoids wanted to do these abductions for entertainment as well as studying our weaknesses. The famous Roswell incident was nothing but escaped aliens with alliance with the grays that tried to escape while being chased by a Reptoid Battlecruiser which ended in the demise of both crews. The grays found out about this and already sent a message to the alien ship with a command to warn the governments of Earth about the reptillian threat, unfortunately, the message did get out to one government worker, but the only part of the message was that more aliens would be coming. Finally, the remainder of free grays had no other choice but to come and contact humanity which resulted in the famous Washington D.C. sightings where the aliens secretly came into non civilian parts of government buildings. The grays that were free informed the governments of Earth about the reptoid threat and they made a deal, where the aliens said in a way, "Don't tell the others of your kind about this to prevent panic, and we will give you technology to protect yourselves as we will help you." The latest test of humanity's preparation for the reptoid threat was the 1984 television series known as "V" where reptilian invaders take over Earth and use humans as food and make themselves look humanoid. Another similiarity is the "Conversion Process" which somewhat mimics the reptoid mind control which reptoids use to make disinformation about making false memories of hostile encounters with the grays and other alien races from which they have alliance with. The television series failed, however and the government's reaction? The Top Secret Computer had a file sent on disk from ERC (Extraterrestrial Relations Commitee) which read:



Hide all evidence for another 40 years...


File Status: CLOSED

All we can do now is pray. Pray for the lives of all those who live and we shall face this threat untill the bitter end.


It is nice to know that people were brave enough to go to this page.

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My Snazzy List of Reptoid Links

Reptoids.com: A neat site on the reptoids.
V: The Series: The series that is preparing humanity for the end.

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