Victoria, the white cat is the lead dancer at the Jellicle Ball
She is proud of her whitest of white coats
Her family lives near Buckingham palace
And she is often known to visit the Queen
(And of course sit on her Royale seat)
She is tall and thin
And as graceful as graceful can be seen
And she'll never touch oats or barley for dinner
For instead she eats rare venison and boar
by candlelight
But as the day wanders towards night
Victoria is let loose from the house
And unlike cats of such high manner
She heads to the junkyard
which looks full of fright
She plays with the kittens
And gossips with Queens
And talks about who is the best looking Tom in town
During the night she also hunts mouse
or any other convient game
Which could be any cat's beloved tail
She plays with Mr. Mistoffelees, Cat Morgan, Rum Tum Tugger,
and Jennyanydots
Morgan, Jenny and Rum Tum run when they see her white plumed tail
from behind a trash can lid
But, Mistoffelees sits
And sits calmly might I add
Could their be a passion for her in his heart
But of course he'll deny it
But any watcher of cats would know
By the long looks that he gives her when her back is turned
That Magical Mr. Mistoffelees is in love with Victoria the Dancing Cat!