"Life is like a bunch of bananas... You never know which will be the most
appealing... ME SO PHUNNY! HO! HO! HO!"
The Urban Turbans'
Official Website!
Greetings, Turbanites! We come
from the Banana Republic in the 69th galaxy to bring you the latest and
greatest in armpit-farting, fish-thwappimg, and violin-screeching music!
We banned together 39 000 banana lifetimes ago (about a decade in human
years) in the rural earthling community of Toronto. So far, we have released
5 albums, our most successful being "Possibly Sexual," our least successful
being "Prone to Pedophilia." Interestingly enough, however, the "Pedophilia"
CD sold high among skanky old men and Catholic priests. Our current hit
single, which is being broadcasted on all major Greenland and Antarctica
radio stations, is "Hey Blue Jays I'm Crazy on You," a cover of a song
originally by Blue Jays sensation, Hoodat Singer!
We are quite a pathetic band
actually. We love getting mail from our fans and because most Greenlanders
do not have access to the net, we do not get much e-mail. So we reply to
every fan that writes to us. So come on. E-Mail
Us. You know you want to!
