Mighty Morphin' Power Mac "Rangers, assemble!" "Strawberry Power Mac, ready!" "Grape Power Mac, ready!" "Lime Power Mac, ready!" "Tangerine Power Mac, ready!" "Blueberry Power Mac, ready!" The face in the jar looked at each of them. "Good. It seems that the evil Gatesar is planning on releasing a new monster operating system on the unsuspecting public! I need you to destroy Windows 2000, before it can threaten any innocent computer users!" "But, Jobson, we tried that with Windows 3.1, Windows 95, and Windows 98. We got our buts kicked every time." Tangerine Power Mac pouted. "And let's not forget the NT fiasco." "Don't worry, Power Macs, I have built new shells and Zords for you." Jobson demonstrated. "See? Not only is your operating system easier to use, your cases are now color coordinated! And see this little latch here? Even the most inexperienced computer user can open his or her system to modify it!" "Oh, lord, Tech Support is going to hate us now," muttered Blueberry Power Mac. "But what about the Zords?" "Actually, I have only one - but it is the most powerful one yet!" "Does it have a Hyper-Mega Byte Bazooka?" asked Grape Power Mac. "Umm....no." "Does it have a Digital Blazing Sword(tm)?" asked Strawberry Power Mac. She obsessed a little over swords for some strange reason. "Umm...no." "Does it have an Auto-detect Cannon?" asked Lime Power Mac "Umm...no." "Well, does it have a GPF seeking Microshaft Missile Launcher?" asked Tangerine Power Mac. "Umm...no." They stared at Jobson for a few minutes. "Well," blurted Grape Power Mac, "what is it?" Jobson smiled. "It is the biggest mass-marketing Zord of all. Behold!" Before them was a seventy foot tall monitor with a keyboard. Like their new cases, sections were made of transparent plastic. In fact, it looked like the whole thing was. It had sleek lines, and a pudgy silhouette. Crickets chirped. The wind blew. The readers yawned. "It's...an aquarium Zord?" asked Blueberry Power Mac. "No," yelled an exasperated Jobson, "it's the iMacZord!" "Waitaminute, this thing has no floppy drive! How are we supposed to defeat the evil Gatesar with no floppy drive?" asked Grape Power Mac. "Well, it has an external one. And the drivers are available online." "And how do we get online? The ISP's software isn't installed right now." Jobson sent a signal, and a robotic arm held out a disk. "I have the software right here." "Ummm, Jobson...that's a floppy disk," said Lime Power Mac. With a heavy sigh, the Mighty Morphing Power Macs began the tedious process of designing a new Zord from scratch. And out in Cyberville, Gatesar laughed triumphantly. - Valandar the Red