HoW 2 bE a fLy aZiAn?
1) Be RaCiSt.
2) DyE yOuR hAiR...rEdDiSh BrOwN fOr BeSt ReSuLtS
( bUt ThEn AgAiN, bLoDe
TuRnS oUt To Be ReDdIsH--bRoWn AnYwAyZ
).
3) yOu MuSt DrIvE aN aCuRa InTeGrA oR hOnDa CiViC
( oR n~E oThA' jApAnEsE
kArZ!! ).
4) nEvEr WeAr GlAsSeS OuT oF cLaSs--OnLy FOBz CaN
dO sO ( cOlOrEd CoNtAcTs
ArE rEqUiReD).
5) Be RaCiSt.
6) gUrLz, WeAr DaRk LiPsTiCk ( ThE bRoWnEr ThE
kOoLeR--nO mAtTeR iF yOu
EnD uP lOoKiN' lyKe YoU sTuFFeD yOuR
fAcE iN cHoCoLaTe ).
7) To AcHiEvE tHh NaTuRaL Look, aPpLy LaYeRz AnD
LaYeRz Of MaKe-Up
On...iF iT sTaRtS tO LooK uNnAtUrAL
( hEaVeN fOrBiD ) jUsT AppLy AnOtHeR LaYeR.
8) cUrL yOuR eYeLaShEz TiLL tHeY tOuCh YoUr EyELiDz.
9) NeVeR bE cAuGhT dEaD iN a GrOuP oF LeSs ThAn
10.
10) Be RaCiSt!
11) OnLy AdSoCiAtE w/ FeLLoW YeLLoWz.
12) WhEn YoU wAnT tO sPeAk AbOuT a NoN-aSiAn InFrOnT
oF tHeIr FaCe, SpEaK
yOuR oWn LaNgUaGe VeRy LoUdLy AnD
rUdELy.
13) iNtErPrEt EvErY LiTtLe ThInG aS a RaCiAl iSsUe.
14) NeVeR bE oN TiMe WhEn MeEtInG fRiEnDz.
15) Be RaCiSt!!
16) DoGg On iNtEr-RaCiAl CoUpLeZ.
17) a PaGeR iS A LyFe NeCeSsItY. ( oR a CeLL pHoNe..Or
BoTh).
18) OnLy WeAr cLoThEz In ThE eXCiTiNg ShAdEz Of
bLaCk N' wHiTe
(OoCaIsIOnALLy CrEaM, bRoWn, GrAy
aLLoWeD ).
19) GurLz MuSt StArE aT eAcHOtHeR mOrE tHaN gUyZ
sTaRe At ThEm.
20) Be RaCiSt!!!
21) aLwAyZ dReSs LyKe YoU'rE gOiN' tO a PaRtY...eVeN
wHeN yOuR gOiN' tO
wALmArT.
22) hAnG oUt In CoFFee ShOpS wHeN tHeRe's nOtHiN'
tO dO.
23) gUrLz MuSt Be MaStErS oF bUsT-a-MoVe.
24) GuYz MuSt Be MaStErS oF KiLLa iNsTiNcT oR n~E
oB dA sTrEeT FiGhTa'
GaMeZ.
25) Be RaCiSt!!!!! ( hOw MaNy TiMeZ dO i NeE' 2
sAy).
26) MaKe EvErY eVeNt A sOcIaL OnE--ChUrCh, SkOoL,
fUnErALz...!
27) GuYz ArE nOt aLLoWeD tO LeAaE tHe MaLL w/ OuT
aT LeAsT oNe SeT oF
DiGiTz...ThAt MeAnZ a PhOnE nUmBeR
fOr YoU FOBz wHo DiDn'T kNo'.
28) gUrLz--DrEsS sKiMpY oN a CoLd DaY sO tHaT a
GuY hAa To LeNd YoU HiS
cOaT.
29) gUyS mUsT wEaR tHeIr ChOiCe Of: EtErNiTy, EsCaPe,
CooL wAtEr.
30) BE RACIST!!!!! ( gEt Da PoiNt YeT?? )
31) aLwAyS cHaNgE yOuR pAgEr GrEeTiNg At LeAsT
3 TiMeS a DaY...sOmETiMeS
aDd ChEeSy MuSiC fOr ThE FuLL 30 sEcOnDz
To PiSs CaLLeRz Off.
32) CaRrY aT LeAsT 1000 PiCtUrEz ArOuNd W/ yOu
WhErEvEr YoU gO--PiCtUrEz
OnLy Of ASIAN oF cOrRsE.
33) tAkE PiCtUrEz EvErYwHeRe YoU gO...eVeN iN yOuR
oWn dRiVeWaY,
gUyS--aLwAyZ Look rUff & aLL hArD-cOrE,
LiFtInG yOuR cHiN uP tO tHe LeNz, gUrLz--FaKe
sMiLe, Or No sMiLe.
34) GuYz--NeVeR SaY Hi vErBaLLy BaCk To A gUrL...eItHeR
LiFt OnE EyEbRoW,
nOd YoUr cHiN ( vErY cOcKy ), Or WiNk
( ThE MoSt AnNoYiNg OnE ).
35) BE RACIST!!!!!!! ( yA wUzUp NiGga, eVeN wE
YeLLoW!! )
36) FiT 9 PeEpZ iN a CaR, wEn' ThE LiMiT iZ 5.
37) wEaR a JaDe NeCkLaCe, EvEn iF yOuR nOt iNtO
BUDDHA.
38) ThErE mUsT bE a StRiNgY, oRiEnTaL-LooKiNg ArNaMeNt
DaNgLiNg FrOm ThE
MiRrOr Of YoUr SoUpEd-Up CaR.
39) gUrLz--Be AbNoRmALLy ObSsEsSeD w/ SaNRiO (
kErOpPi, HeLLo KiTTy,
PoChAcCo, PeKkLe, ETC... )
40) BE RACIST@@@!!!### ( fO' dA LaSt TiMe)
