Real Name:
Moe Szyslak
Voice:
Hank Azaria
Religion:
Snake Handler
Education:
Bartender School
Occupations:
bartender
restaurant manager
waiter (at his own restaurant)
a boxer
was one of the vigilantes with Homer
keeps animals illegally
a member of the Pin Pals
Bar Names:
Moe's Tavern
Moe's Cavern
Flaming Moe's
Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag
Moe's Brewing Co.
Moe's Pet Shop
Boxing Nicknames:
Kid Gorgeous
Kid Presentable
Kid Gruesome
Kid Moe
Answers To Prank Calls:
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!
Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Wayland, is it? Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!
Other Tidbits:
a member of the StoneCutters
a member of the No Homers
got knocked out forty times in a row as a boxer
hasn't had women in the bar since 1979
the ladies room at the bar is an office
was one of the original little rascals
killed the original alfalfa
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