Lois is thinking
And Clark can wait
For the one he loves,
His one true mate
Lois' new boyfriend
Has superpowers
He grants her wishes
And all her desires
She doesn't like it
When he does that
Brings cheese from France
And Swiss chocolate
They need a vacation
And Perry knows the place
The one problem is
That it's Spencer Spencer's base
Lois and Clark
They make a bet
That he can't leave Superman
Home just yet
They make the deal
And off they go
To the island
And a waiting evil foe
Lois doesn't like it
Clark's having fun
Lois wants Superman
But Clark won't run
In secret
Clark uses a power or two
To keep Lois safe
And she doesn't have a clue
They talked
And they kissed
While something's going on
Something they missed
They were captured
And taken to Spencer's base
They were separated
And Lois saw just his face
Clark had an idea
Of telling who he was
When it came to that time
His heat was a buzz
Spencer had what he wanted
Superman and his body
Kryptonite was the key
Don't you copy?
Lois was caged
And she had to find a way
To get out
And help her future finacee
The door came open
And Lois got out
She walked the halls
Without a doubt
Lois came upson the nurse
And bonked her on the head
She got the Kryptonite
Away from the bed
Clark got free
Spencer was destroyed
Lois wanted to go home
And Clark wasn't annoyed
Lois wrote the story
Perry was happy
Clark brought flowers
That didn't come free
Lois wanted to do things
Like a normal couple
There are a few exceptions
That won't make life so dull
This page was last updated on April 6, 1997.