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| Miaka | Sailor ChibiMoon |
Sailor Cosmos: *sigh*Gomen ne, I know we haven't done a fight forever. Well, here's a new one, dumb as it is. Meet our 'guest announcer', my onee-sama, Tendou Kasumi!
Kasumi: Ara, Umi-chan! What are we doing here?
Sailor Cosmos: We're announcing the fight, remember? I asked if you wanted to get away from feeding Genma-ojisan and you said yes
Kasumi: Ah I guess I did. So who are the fighters today Umi-chan?
Sailor Cosmos: Yuuki Miaka, Suzaku no Miko, from Fushigi Yuugi. And of course...
Kasumi: The little girl who hits on her father, Chibiusa, I mean, Sailor Chibimoon. My, she must have a Lolita Complex of sorts
*Miaka and Chibimoon enter the arena*
Cosmos: *calling out*Good luck Miaka! Show her the power of Suzaku!
Miaka: Never give up!
Cosmos: Oh yes, I forgot to mention. Because of budget cuts we can't have a gong, but I found this triangle.
*ping!*
Kasumi: Chibimoon did a Pink Sugar Heart attack. *sweatdrop*Miaka ate the attack.
Miaka: It was sugar wasn't it?
Cosmos: Miaka, kill her! Don't think about food!
Chibimoon: This is too easy, any idiot can kill her!
Kasumi: Chibimoon hit Miaka! How rude of her!
*BAM*POP*WHACK*
Cosmos: I can't believe it, Chibimooon is winning!
Miaka: Augh! Help me, she's too strong!
*Fushigi Yuugi theme song starts playing full blast*
Voice1: We protect Miaka from %*&@#!^&@*@ like you!
Voice2: Miaka-chan will not be harmed no daa!
Voice3: My sword will ensure that!
Voice4: No one hits the baka but me!
Voice5: I WILL NOT FORGIVE THIS!!!!
Voice6: I'll heal you after we kill you
Voice7: Miaka!
Cosmos: KYAA!! Bishounen!!!*drooling*
Kasumi: Oh my! It's the Suzaku seishi!
Voice1: Tasuki's here kick your @#%($ @#%!
Voice2: Chichiri's here to help with magic no daa!
Voice3: Hotohori's here too look beautiful, sexy, hansome....
*Everyone sweatdrops and Sailor Cosmos falls out of the announcer box* "OUCH!"
Kasumi: Umi-chan!! Oh my what will I do?
...And to save Miaka's life!
Voice4: Nuriko's here for the heavy duty stuff!
Voice5: No one will take away the only thing I have left in this world. TAMAHOME WILL KILL YOU! Oh, do I get paid for this?
Cosmos: Okane!*smiles and faints*
Miaka: Tamahome!
Voice6: Mitsukake will heal you after you die, no wait I already said that...
Voice7: *silence*Oh yeah, I'm Chiriko.
Chibimoon: Hey, they get more air time then I've ever gotten!
Cosmos: *wakes up*They're better looking than you!*faints again*
Kasumi: Tamahome beat Chibimoon to a pulp, literally! Chichiri teleported Miaka and Tamahome away. I hope she's safe. *screams*Hotohori's coming after Chibimoon with a sword, Nuriko's throwing a piece of the stadium at her, Tasuki is pointing a fan at her yelling Lekka Shinen, and Chiriko is playing the flute! Flute? Hey wait a sec--
Chiriko: Gomen nasai! I'm Amiboshi, but Chibimoon is in great pain from the song!*runs off*
Kasumi: Everything is rushing toward Chibimoon! I can't watch*closes eyes**remembers*Auu! Umi-chan is in the middle of it, oh no!
Umi(Cosmos): *swirlies in place of eyes*
Chibimoon: *sreams*AAAAUUUUUGGGG*everything hits*
Tasuki: Oops. Mits can't heal her if she's under there.
Nuriko: Big deal, she was trying to kill Miaka
Mitsukake: I feel that someone in here needs to be healed though...
*all thinking*
Audience member: What about Sailor Cosmos, I mean Umi? She looks dead.
Chichiri: Arigatou gosaimasu no daa!
Kasumi: Miaka won, I think. Umi-chaaaan!
Hotohori: We must take her to Konan-koku to have her healed.
Tasuki: I'll get her.*picks Umi up* Let's move!
Kasumi: Well, I guess Umi-chan is in good hands.
*Umi opens one eye and winks at Kasumi*
Kasumi: Whaaa?! *mad*Was she even hurt at all?*giggles* I bet she's going to try to live out all her little hentai fantasies there.
Audience member: Ummm, can we go yet? I can't feel my legs so I want to leave.
Kasumi: Sure. Hi Akane!
Akane: Kasumi-oneechan! Where's Umi-chan?
Kasumi: It's a long story...
*they walk off*
*Sailor Pluto teleports in*
Pluto: Small Lady! Small Lady!*sees the burning pile of building in the arena*Small La...*hits forehead*How am I going to get the Queen's mercy this time? Mits said Small Lady would be healed!
*scene fades out*