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| Magikarp | Sailor ChibiMoon |
Sailor Cosmos: Hello minna! Here's this week's guest announcer, the mysterious, the infamous, the unknown, Pèpe!!!!!
Pèpe: Gollll!
Sailor Cosmos: What is Pèpe? Is he a skunk? Is he a stick horse off pro wrestling? Is he my level 100 Golduck off my Pokemon blue game? NO ONE KNOWS!
Pèpe: Gol-duck!
Sailor Cosmos:*sweatdrop*Okay, so it's not a big mystery. *sigh*I guess I'll have to turn on the Pokemon language translator.
*loud beeps heard*
Pèpe: Today's fighter's are my good ol' bud Magikarp and that ugly pink haired thing
*Chibimoon enters the arena*
Cosmos: "Umi calls" *throws Pokeball* "Magikrap, err, I mean Magikarp!"
Magikarp: Magikarp-karp!
Cosmos: By the way, the translator doesn't work on Pokemon with IQ's lower than a tomato. Triange time!
*ping!*
Pèpe: Chibimoon Is boucing around mad. What's she saying?
Chibimoon: I can't use my attacks because I might hurt the fish?!?! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!
Cosmos: Tough chips kid, hurt my Magikarp, I'll send Rapidash out to Stomp you. Only reason I sent Magikarp is because it needs more experience, it can't evolve if it can't win.
Chibimoon: You're saying I can't win?!?!
Pèpe: Bingo! You don't win a prize! *to Cosmos*Pringles?
Cosmos: Thanks! Wow, this fight is pathetic. Magikarp is Splashing around uselessly while Chibimoon pouts.
Magikarp: Karp-karp!
Pèpe: Hey, Magikarp grew a level! Yeah Magikarp!!
Cosmos: That means it learned Tackle!
Chibimoon: I can fight it now!
Pèpe: Magikarp, Tackle attack!
Magikarp: Karp?
Cosmos: Pèpe hon, it only listens to it's trainer's commands. Augh! Chibimoon hit Magikarp on it's head! TACKLE ATTACK!!!!
Chibimoon: Augh! OUCH!
Pèpe: Mwhahahaha! Magikarp tackled Chibimoon in the head. And again. And again!
Cosmos: One more time...! YES! Magikarp won!
Magikarp:*glowing*Karp! Magikarp!
Pèpe:*teary eyed*Could it really be? Just like when I was a Psyduck^_^
Roar!!!!!!
Cosmos: Yeah! My second Gyarados!*stops cold* What...?
Pèpe: Uh oh. Gyarados is insulted that you said it's IQ is lower than a tomato. It's going to use Dragon Rage to kill us and destroy the stadium.
Audience: *screaming and running*
Cosmos:*turns into Umi* Hehe. Everyone seems to have forgotten that I'm a Pokemon Gym Leader(my real life friend's will get this!!!).*closes eyes*
Pèpe: Ohh, I'd forgotten! Gyarados is flying around the stadium and crashes into a wall. It's eyes are glowing red and it...
Roa.. Gwahhhhh!!!!!
Pèpe: ...is Roaring in pain.
Umi:*opens eyes* Gyarados, return.*returns to Poeball* It's learned it's lesson today. Have you Pèpe?
Pèpe: Disobey your trainer, you get whooped?
Cosmos: Something like that... Hey, I'm feeling nice today. Let's help Chibimoon out
Chibimoon:*flat and folded**groans* Hey you guys are helping me? Thank you.
*Sailor Pluto teleports in*
Pluto: Thank you for reviving Small Lady. This will make returning her to the Queen easier.
Umi: Let's go home Pèpe! Lorelei and Lance await!
Pèpe: Gol-duck duck! Duck, golduck!