I'm not lucky enough to deal with all the newbies of Hyrule/Graal so if you have a funny newbie quote or story, please send them (via E-mail please) to me!! You will get full credit of cource. This section won't be cool without donations!! I NEED YOU, to send in you're funny stuff!! =)
This is for the funny things newbies say! ______________________________________________________________________
Sent in by: Xardion
"How do I get the hammer"
(After slashing me) "Can you hurt other people?"
"How do I put on a name?" (That was his name)
"I don't need the gloves! I can already lift trees!!"
This is for entire newbie stories that are long or that you participated in. (More than just quotes, basically) ______________________________________________________________________
Sent in by: Xardion
SSGohan Knight and I were standing behind the rocks in front of the final cave. (Where baby Gannon is) A newbie came up to us.
Newbie: How did you get back there?
Us: Power gloves.
Newbie: How do you get them?
Us: Well, first, you need the fairy ring.
Newbie: I don't have that.
Us: You don't? Well, do you have the hookshot?
Newbie: No.
Us: NOT THAT EITHER!?!?! YEESH!!
Us: Do you at LEAST have the ice rod.
Newbie: Nope. How do I get that?
Us: It's on death mountain.
Newbie: How do I get up there?
Us: Push against the bottom of the mountain for 5 minutes and you'll jump to the top!
Newbie: Ok!
Yeah, we were bad back then.... =)