Q - What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road? A - There are skid marks in front of the dog. 

Q - Why should lawyers be 6 feet under? A - Because deep down, they're really nice guys. 

Q - Why is five lawyers in a buick going off a cliff a sad thing? A - Because a buick holds 6. 

Q - What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A - An excellent start. 

Q - What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure? A - The bucket. 

Q - What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? A - one is a scum sucking jerk and the other's a fish.