Kahi Marathi PJs.
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     Ekada Tarzan nehemipramane jangalat hindat aasato. Titkyat tyala ek melela 
     Chitta disato...Tarzan jabbari khoosh houn kay mhanel ?????

     Tarzan: chala ajoon eka chaddichi soy zali !!!

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     Vees zan eka taLyat shirle an tevis baher aale. tey kasa? 

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     Don Pakistani buddhibaL khelat hote. (hahahahahahahahaha) 
     Ajun don jan aale aani mhanale :  Arrey yaar, doubles khelayache ? 

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     Ambyacha lonche konkanat ka bara khapat nahi?
     Pickle tithe vikle kasa?

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     Ajeet ani Robert office madhe basalele asatat. Titkyat baherun Micky Mouse yeto 
     aani Ajeet la sangato ki "mala ramayan/mahabharat vachayache aahe" tyapudhe...

     Ajeet : Robbbeerrrt Micky ko wall pe chipaka do...use ramayan padhaneka hai |

     Robert: Lekin Baasssss use to marathi bilkoolch nahi aati |

     Ajeet : Maloom hai gadhe | Isiliye use wall pe lataka do taki wo Normal Micky se 
             WallMicky ho jayega !

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     Japan madhe Shalela kaay mhaNtat ?
     Ans: Yashika

     Polish Foreign Minister che naav kaay??
     Uthlaska Baski

     Chinese Chahache Dukan : Funkun funkun pee

     Japanese ship - haka naka maru
     A russian name - zatos ki nahis ( is it form P.L.Deshpande?)
     A chinese name - sto chi pin
     At the entrance to Kirloskar Cummins : KIRLOSKAR CUMMINS 

     Q: Foxpurchi Mango Lady You Me Bread.
     A: Kolhapurchi Ambaabai tu mala pav. 

     Q. Asa konta gad aahe jo chdhata yet nahi 
     A. Bhangad.

     Q. Ase konate Gate aahe jyatun aat shirta yet nahi .. 
     A. Colgate.

     Q. Sarvat mothe pan konate  ?
     A. Japan 

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     Marathi mansache Hindi 

     saral jaake daawikade walo !

     "Ek Shri. aa ba ka kar hotel madhye jatat ani mhantat ... Wo chawalke uper 
      nicheka katha katha dal dena"

     "Mai roj subu subu 10 baje ghar ke bahar girta." ...Shabdashah bhashanter 
     of "Gharabaher padane."

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     "Both of you three get out of the class!"
     "Please open the doors of the windows and let the atmosphere come in."
     "If you want to entry then entry otherwise Disentry!!!!!!!"
     "Don't talk bad in front of my back"


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