I know with all the drab, dull, indentical Leo sites out there his fans might feel the need to be creative, but do we really need these?

Put a stupid shirt on.

#10) Leonardo DiCaprio Guardian Angels. I think they atually think they are his guardian angels.

#9)My Dear Mr. DiCaprio, I assume. I looked at this because of the cheesy title but it ended to be perhaps the dullest Leo page on the web (with all due respect) so what's the point? At least there's not any awful pictures.

From the URL address of this pic, I assume they think he was supposed to be in pain? Well, looking at him is causing me pain but he appears more cheeky geek to me. See below.

#8) Leonardo DiCaprio- Troubled Son or Cheeky Geek?. I know this isn't technically a fan page but it still wastes precious Internet space analyzing his stupid characters, as if anyone cares!

That's really what Leo looks like. Didn't they do a good job drawing him? But...

#7)Leonardo DiCaprio Art Page. People actually waste time DRAWING him?! There's actually other junk on this page but the wallpaper was so embarrassing that I left quickly!

and the tie for #7 is...

(S)he's going to git you! If you go to The Unofficial Leonardo DiCaprio Poetry Page. The non-artists write little poems about him. I hope they're better than his poems.

#6)Leonardo DiCaprio Skin Site. I didn't even bother looking at this page. The title says it all.

This picture actually came from the fifth most pointless page below. One would practically think it was a hate page- but it's not.

#5)Getting Hungry With DiCaprio. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. There's a bunch of pictures of food and they had the nerve to ask in a poll if Leo should date Matt Dillon. Matt would be HORRIFIED!

God help us all.

#4)Leonardo DiCaprio for President. First Clinton, then Leo? What is this world coming to? (Like that would ever really happen, he probably doesn't know the difference between a Republican and a Democrat.)

#3)Read the banner. They made a webpage about a character and a freakin' annoying one at that!

Don't scowl.

#2)Sweet Dreams of Leo. Some horrifying ASTROLOGY thing that I don't even get! The things people do with their lives...

And the MOST POINTLESS PAGE ON THE WEB IS AWARDED TO...

Awww, how inspiring.

Stop the Hate! A Leonardo DiCaprio Fan Page. This was made, I believe, by Stormtrooper's worst enemy, Goddess. (StormTrooper made the Faganardo DiHomio page.) It's revenge for all the hate pages out there! They want to "help" Leo! Hahahaha! As if he needs it! As if he cares!

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