---Swedish fish--- :-)

"The soft chewy candy with flavor 
That lasts from head to tail."


Description: soft and chewy candy shaped like little fishies in
             assorted colors (but I like red best..yum)
Made in Canada by: Trebor Allan Inc.
Under licennse from: Malaco KB, Sweden
Distributed in usa by: janet international (CS) inc.


Ingrediants:
sugar, corn syrup
modified corn starch, citric acid,
artificial flavors, mineral oil,
carnauba wax, colored with fd&c red #40.

Nutrition Facts:
 -in a serving size of 19 pieces or 40grams-
calories= 160
no fat!
no cholesterol
sodium= 25 mg ...1% DV
total carbohydrates= 39g ... 13%DV
no dietary fiber
sugars= 24g
no protein
no vitamin a, c, calcium or iron.

My inane facts about the red fishies
(..as my friends lovinly say in response...
   that proves i'm on crack...
{not really..i'm just a little off..
   but hey everybody is a little weird})

1. swedish fish get a little greasy on your hands if
 you play with them to much.

2. Swedish fish can be stretched out to about twice their original size 
 if stretched slowly.

3. Swedish fish may cause sugar high if eaten in good spirits
 or jubilation.

4. Swedish fish may cause tummy ache if eaten while laughing 
 or eaten in mass quantities in one sitting.

5. Swedish fish are sticky when licked so they are able to be stuck 
 to something temporarily.

6. Swedish fish are good conversation pieces if arranged nicely.

7. Swedish fish can swim if put in a jacuzzi that is turned to on.

8. Swedish fish are best eaten slowly, biting the head then the 
 tail or visa versa.

9. Swedish fish can be lethal if thrown off the empire state building.

10. Swedish fish can be used as a mediator to cheer up friends.

11. Swedish fish are a soft candy but are hard to swallow without 
 first chewing. (it can be done, its just hard going down, you 
 know later on you can feel it in your tubes just sitting there.)

12. Swedish fish are just plain fun!