Fear and Loathing in Rochester

Screw that dancing baby! We got burritos! Screw that dancing baby! We got burritos! Screw that dancing baby! We got burritos!

Welcome to my homepage! In it you will find some information about myself, as well as links to my pages about things I am interested in. You can look at some samples of my photography. Or, if you need a good chuckle, read my poems. Good stuff, Maynard.

Thanks for visiting and sign my guestbook, cause I know where you live (OK, not really...).

This page is UNDER CONSTRUCTION as per usual.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

-Hunter S. Thompson

"No matter where you go, there you are."

-Buckaroo Banzai: Across The 8th Dimension

"Do, or do not. There is no try."

-Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

Links (and the rest of the Mod Squad)

My pages

My Photos: Take a look at some of my work.
My Poems: Stream of consciousness poetry with a humorous bent. Reminiscent of Vogon poetry, for you Hitchhiker's Guide fans...

Other pages...

JeN's HouSe: My lovely and talented fiance Jena Smith's page (Love ya, hon!).
Click here to see a charming little photo of Cory.
Click here to see another charming photo of Cory along with Beau Devlin.
Godot-Cam We're waiting...
Rochester Institute of Technology: Too many bricks, not enough chicks, and my home away from home.
K2GXT: The RIT Amateur Radio Club.
That Cory Jacobsen is one bad motha- hush yo mouth!

Cory Jacobsen's Homepage: The one, the only, Cory Jacobsen allows you into his head. Be afraid. Be very afraid..

Mmmmmm, Askewtos.

View Askew Productions: The people behind Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and the upcoming Dogma.

You're a very wise caucasian, Vic.

Shaft: Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks? You damn right.

Visit the Dark Lair of Infinite Evil!

The Dark Lair of Infinite Evil: This is hands-down the funniest site on the 'Net. Devout Christians, skip this one...

Like Grand Prix 2? What are you waiting for, dammit? Click the link!

GP2.com: Dedicated to the world's best racing simulator. If they don't have it, you don't need it.

The Onion: Like the Daily Show, but more swearing.

The Onion: America's finest news source.

Yes, this is where I found the dancing burritos.

Burrito.com: The name kinda says it all, I guess...

Genny Beer. RIT students' best friend.

The Unofficial Genesee Beer Webpage: A tribute to the drink of choice of RIT students.

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About   the   author

I'm an 19 year old 2nd year photojournalism student at the Rochester Institute of Technology in Rochester, NY. My interests include photography (duh), auto racing, movies, amateur radio, and very amateur web publishing (just look at this. Does this look professional to you?). Hmmm. Sounds like I'm on Love Connection. Sorry ladies, I'm taken. Anyway, if you happen to share any of these interests, want to flame me for one of my pages, want to hire me for your SCCA race team (sorry NASCAR), want to hire me for your publication (National Geographic, I'm waiting...), or if you're just lonely, bored, or a pyschopathic stalker, feel free to email me at the address below.

Thanks for visiting!

ajslideways@hotmail.com

ICQ: 13509400

Ham: Call KB0WJO when in Rochester on 146.550 MHz simplex anytime.


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