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You know you drink too much coffee when...
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You speed walk in your sleep.
You answer the door before people knock.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You just completed another sweater
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still
You can take a picture of yourself
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
You're the employee of the month
You've worn out your third pair
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator
You're so jittery,
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
Cocaine is a downer.
All your kids are named "Joe."
You don't need a hammer to pound in nails.
Your only source of nutrition
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You buy milk by the barrel.
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You walk twenty miles
You forget to unwrap candy bars
You've built a miniature city
People get dizzy just watching you.
When you find a penny, you say,
You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
Your taste buds are so numb
You're so wired, you pick up FM radio.
People can test their batteries in your ears.
Your life's goal IS to "amount to a hill of beans."
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
When someone says. "How are you?",
You want to be cremated
You want to come back as a coffee mug
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
You go to sleep just so you can
You're offended when people use the word "brew"
You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
You get drunk just so you can sober up.
You speak perfect Arabic
Your Thermos is on wheels.
Your lips are permanently stuck
You have a picture of your coffee mug
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You have a conniption over spilled milk.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You don't tan, you roast.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
Your three favorite things in life are...
Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music,
You can't even remember your second cup.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
You introduce your spouse as your "Coffeemate."
You think CPR stands for
Your first-aid kit contains
and you don't know how to knit.
is during an earthquake.
from ten feet away
without using the timer.
at the local coffeehouse
and you don't even work there.
of tennis shoes this week.
to take your pulse.
people use your hands
to blend their margaritas.
comes from "Sweet & Low."
on your treadmill
before you realize it's not plugged in.
before eating them.
out of little plastic
stirrers.
"Find a penny, pick it up.
Sixty-three more, I'll have a cup."
you could drink your lava lamp.
you say,"Good to the last drop."
just so you can spend the rest of eternity
in a coffee can.
in your next life.
wake up and smell the coffee.
to mean beer.
without ever taking a lesson.
in the sipping position.
on your coffee mug.
coffee before and coffee after.
and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.
"Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
two pints of coffee
with an I.V. hookup.
Last But Not Least!!