ACORDIONATED(ah kor' de on ay tid) adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
AQUADEXTROUS(ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
BURGACIDE(burg' uh side) n. When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill and into the coals.
BUZZACKS(buz'aks)n. People in phone marts who walk around picking up display phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones are not connected.
CARPERPETUATION(kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act , when vacuuming, of running over a string or a pience of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
DISCONFECT(dis kon fect')v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will "remove" all the grems.
FRUST(frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan ans keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
LACTOMANGULATION(lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that on has to resort to the "illegal" side.
TELECRASTINATION(tel e kras tin ay' shun)n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

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