"Don't interrupt me. I'm praying."
"Called you? I didn't call you. I'm praying.
Our Father which art in heaven ..."
Our Father which art in heaven.
Here I am. What's on your mind?"
But I didn't mean anything by it.
I was, you know,
just saying my prayers for the day.
I always say the Lord's Prayer.
It makes me feel good,
kind of like getting a duty done."
"Hallowed be thy name ..."
"It means ... it means ... good grief!
I don't know what it means.
How should I know?
It's just a part of the prayer.
By the way, what does it mean?"
"Hey, that makes sense.
I never thought about what 'hallowed' meant before.
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven."
"Sure, why not?"
"Doing? Nothing, I guess!
I just think it would be kind of neat
if you got control of everything down here
like you have up there."
"Well ... I go to church."
What about your bad temper?
You've really got a problem there, you know.
And then there's the way
you spend your money ... all on yourself.
And what about the kind of books you read?"
"Stop picking on me!
I'm just as good as some of
the rest of those people at the church."
for my will to be done. If that is to happen,
it will have to start with the ones who are
praying for it ... like you, for example."
"Oh, all right. I guess I do have some hang-ups.
Now that you mention it,
I could probably name some others."
"I haven't thought about it very much
until now, but I really would like
to cut out some of those things.
I would like to ... you know ... be really free."
We'll work together, you and I.
Some victories can truly be won.
I'm proud of you."
"Look, Lord, I need to finish up here.
This is taking a lot longer than it usually does.
Give us this day, our daily bread."
You're overweight as it is."
"Hey, wait a minute!
What is this ... 'Criticize me day?'
Here I was doing my religious duty,
and all of a sudden you break in
and remind me of all my hang-ups."
You could wind up changed, you know
That's what I'm trying to get across to you.
You called me, and here I am.
It's too late to stop now. Keep praying.
I'm interested in the next part of your prayer ...
(pause). Well ... go on!"
"I'm scared to."
"I know what You'll say."
"Forgive us our sins,
as we forgive those who sin against us."
"See? I knew it!
I knew you would bring her up!
Why Lord, she's told lies about me,
spread stories about my family.
She never paid back the debt she owes me.
I've sworn to get even with her!"
"I didn't mean it."
But it's not much fun carrying that load
of bitterness around inside, is it?
"No, but I'll feel better as soon as I get even.
Boy, have I got some plans for that neighbor.
She'll wish she had never moved into this neighborhood."
You'll feel worse. Revenge isn't sweet.
Think of how unhappy you already are.
But I can change all that."
"You can? How?"
Then the hate and sin
will be Ann's problem and not yours.
You will have settled your heart."
"Oh, you're right. You always are.
And more than I want to revenge Ann,
I want to be right with you.
Ann, I want to be right with you ... (pause) ...
(sigh). Alright! Alright! I forgive her!
Help her to find the right road in life, Lord.
She's bound to be awfully miserable
now that I think about it. Anybody who goes
around doing the things she does to others
has to be out of it.
Someway, somehow, show her the right way."
"Hmmmm ... well, not bad. Not bad at all.
In fact, I feel pretty great!
You know, I don't think I'll have to go to bed
uptight tonight for the first time
since I can remember.
Maybe I won't be so tired from now on
because I'm not getting enough rest."
"Oh, all right. And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil."
Just don't put yourself in a place
where you can be tempted."
"What do you mean by that?"
when you know the laundry needs to be done
and the house needs to be picked up.
Also, about the time you spend
having coffee with your friends ...
if you can't influence the conversation
to positive things, perhaps you should
re-think the value of those friendships.
Another thing, your neighbors and friends
shouldn't be your standard for "keeping up with."
And please don't use me for an escape hatch."
"I don't understand the last part."
You get caught in a bad situation.
You get into trouble and then
you come running to me.
"Lord, help me out of this mess,
and I promise you I'll never do it again."
You remember some of those bargains
you tried to make with me?"
"Yes and I'm ashamed, Lord. I really am."
"Well, there was the night that Bill was gone
and the children and I were home alone.
The wind was blowing so hard
I thought the roof would go any minute
and tornado warnings were out.
I remember praying,
'Oh God, if you spare us,
I'll never skip my devotions again."
you didn't keep your promise, did you?"
"I'm sorry, Lord. I really am.
Up until now I thought that if
I just prayed the Lord's Prayer every day,
then I could do what I liked.
I didn't expect anything to happen like it did."
"For Thine is the kingdom, and the power,
and the glory forever. Amen."
What would really make me happy?"
"No, but I'd like to know.
I now want to please you.
I can see what a mess I've made of my life.
And I can see how great it would be
to really be one of your followers."
is to have people like you truly love me.
And I see that happening between us.
Now that some of these old sins are exposed
and out of the way, well, there is no telling
what we can do together."
"Lord, let's see what we can make of me, okay?"