*footsteps* Hnngghh...
*louder footsteps* Hnngghh...*yawn*
YEOWCH! What're you doing!?!?!? Oh, it's you...*groan* Apple-chan...I don't know
why you had to drag me out here in the middle of my beauty rest...you know, lots
of girls will be waiting for me later tonight, and I need my sleep so that I'll
be really, -really- handsome when I face them and I won't have circles under my
eyes...eyebags are so -majorly- unattractive, you know...uh...what? *looks
around* Huh? *looks around again and rubs his eyes for a bit* What the f...HEY!
WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I HAD AN AUDIENCE?!?!? Apple-chan, I'm gonna
kill you, I swear to God I will... *glares at Apple-chan darkly* and this time I
REALLY MEAN IT!
Alright, alright....I'll calm down
for a bit long enough to do what I was ordered...no, obligated....okay, PAID to
do...Just you wait, you f**king piece of rotten fruit...YEOWCH! *Yohji ducks as
a 500-page book sails over his head*
*magical makeover* Ahem! YO! Hello,
ladies and...*cough* gentlemen. So glad you're all here! Wow! I cannot believe
you all came here to watch me host this page...well, I won't disappoint you,
because as you probably know, it's a great honor to be viewing something hosted
by none other than the handsome and smart and charming and wonderful--YEOWCH!--Yohji
Kudo! *big grin* Consider yourselves lucky!
Well, I'm here today, and this
section I'm hosting is unfortunately not dedicated to me. Or just me. It's
dedicated to everyone in our anime. This section contains everything and
anything else about Weiß Kreuz that Aya, Ken, Omi, and that f**king piece of
rotten fruit, Apple-chan left out. And I can tell you now, there's a lot of
stuff they left out. Like describing how cute I am, for instance...*ahem*
anyway, the fruit's gonna be hosting the other pages, not me. She only paid me
enough to host one page. But you know, Apple-chan, give me another list of
women's phone numbers and maybe we can talk about it...*huge grin*
Hrrrmph. Never mind. Let's get down
to business. Here are the pages you can view on this section as of now.
Weiß
Kreuz: The Story as told by Apple-chan
Weiß
Kreuz: Seiyuus, Creators, etc.
Weiß
Kreuz: Weird Trends
The
Flowershop: And then some
Just click where you want to go, and I'll take you there, no problem! But I'll be leaving you there. How sad.
But hey, *grin* you can always come back! And besides, if you get lucky, you
might just see me popping occasionally on one of the pages to give my side
comments. But I won't tell you when or when! You'll just have to find out.
NOW, let's get back to you, you
f**king piece of rotten fruit...mwehehehe....so, how do you want to die--sliced
or diced? Maybe...*sinister grin* chopped...*sounds of someone running* JUST
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!?!? BACK
TO THE FLOWERSHOP, YOU SAY? Oh, no you don't!!! *Yohji chases after
Apple-chan*
*Apple-chan appears, huffing and
puffing* Hi everyone! I need to do this fast coz that fruitcake Yohji's after
me...okay: All original content here is (c) 2001 by me, Apple-chan.
Please ask permission first, should you want to use anything here. And oh,
yeah...*loud footsteps* OH NO! He's on to me...One last thing: Yohji Kudo is (c)
1999-2000 by Project Weiß. This page is best viewed using IE 5 in a 32-bit 1024
x 768 True Color resolution, and having the Lucida Sans and Verdana fonts are
pluses. *louder footsteps* GOTTA RUN! BYE! *Apple-chan rushes off*