If He Were Here by Jerome Baquilar -- If your man could just see how You're playing yourself to me, He'd probably have a stroke Just from what he could see. - If your guy could only listen to those Sweet nothings you whisper to my ear, He'd probably want to stab my heart With a knife, from what's he'd hear. - If your boy could only sense how Your fingers touch me from head to heels, My head, he'd lop off to a basket Because of the touching he'd feel. - You ask, how would I be acting If I were the guy on who you're cheating? I'd just take a deep breath, go home, Unplug the phone, no sense in senseless beating.