Modern Pace Egging By: Linda Demissy Here's one two three four Pagans, all in one line We have come a pace egging and we hope you'll prove kind And we hope you'll prove kind, with your eggs and strong beer For we'll come no more nigh you until the next year And the first that comes in, is Isaac Bonewits And he wears on his belt all the skulls that he keeps Of the fundies he's killed, and he's damn proud to say He'll do it again if they get in his way Here's one two three four Pagans, all in one line We have come a pace egging and we hope you'll prove kind And we hope you'll prove kind, with your eggs and strong beer For we'll come no more nigh you until the next year And the next that comes in, is Starhawk the Queen Of all Dianics and Fem-Wics that you've ever seen Politically correct, can you say three times fast? Watch your words if you want your life to last Here's one two three four Pagans, all in one line We have come a pace egging and we hope you'll prove kind And we hope you'll prove kind, with your eggs and strong beer For we'll come no more nigh you until the next year And the third that comes in is the Corrigan man He can be seen for miles and be heard in Japan He would like a small keg, to drink on the way After all the next house is ten meters away! Here's one two three four Pagans, all in one line We have come a pace egging and we hope you'll prove kind And we hope you'll prove kind, with your eggs and strong beer For we'll come no more nigh you until the next year And the last that comes in, is Lady Tamarra And she brought a full coven to cary her garters Though she'd like to wear them, she'd trip and she'd fall Lie flat on her face, wouldn't be pleased at all! Here's one two three four Pagans, all in one line We have come a pace egging and we hope you'll prove kind And we hope you'll prove kind, with your eggs and strong beer For we'll come no more nigh you until the next year