Questions, Sayings, & Other Goofy Stuff.
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If PRO & CON are opposites.....what is the opposite
of PROgress??
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Why is there braile on an ATM machine. They can't
see to press the screen anyway.
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If a man says something in the woods, and there is
no women around to hear him, is he still wrong??
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In McDonald's: shirt & shoes are required. What
if you have no pants, can you eat there??
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Why is it that no matter what color your shampoo
is, the suds are always white?
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If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect,
why practice?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call
it Fed UP?
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I believe five out of four people have trouble with
fractions.
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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
little tiny spoons
and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use.
Perhaps toothpicks?
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How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't
live there?
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If a person with multiple personalities threatens
suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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