You Know You Worship Jared
Butts if.........
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you can't march straight when he is around
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you know every word he has said
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you know every move he makes
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you want to join percussion
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you never stop thinking about him, even after band is
over.
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he is the only person you will listen to
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you get jealous when he fixes someone elses uniform
or helmet
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your eyes are permenately fixed on his butt
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you are jealous of percussion
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you know what his boxers look like that day
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you keep dreaming his shorts will fall off
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you get excited when he takes off his shirt
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you pray he will stand in front of you
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all of your dreams are about him
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you keep a blade of grass he has walked on
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you sit by his stuff during water breaks
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you say stuff like " he said hi to me !" ;"he smiled at
me !"
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your inspiration to keep marching is Jared
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you "mow your grass"
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you beg your boyfriend to grow sideburns
This
Will Take You To Home Base