You Know You Worship Jared Butts When....

You Know You Worship Jared Butts if.........

you can't march straight when he is around

you know every word he has said

you know every move he makes

you want to join percussion

you never stop thinking about him, even after band is over.

he is the only person you will listen to

you get jealous when he fixes someone elses uniform or helmet

your eyes are permenately fixed on his butt

you are jealous of percussion

you know what his boxers look like that day

you keep dreaming his shorts will fall off

you get excited when he takes off his shirt

you pray he will stand in front of you

all of your dreams are about him

you keep a blade of grass he has walked on

you sit by his stuff during water breaks

you say stuff like " he said hi to me !" ;"he smiled at me !"

your inspiration to keep marching is Jared

you "mow your grass"

you beg your boyfriend to grow sideburns