Incredible Stories This page is about weird or unbelievable or funny
things that has happened to me or my friends.
1. The time I made Katie Crabtree's car blow
up outside drama club when i moved it so she wouldn't find it. : ) she
wasn't too happy.
2. When I told Lacie VanBibber stop
signs turned "go" in Florida & she believed me.
3. When Lacie couldn't find "gullible"
in the dictionary.
4. The year the pep band went to the Hyatt
for the Coaxial Tournament & we got in trouble, wait, that's every
year !
5. Amanda Ruppen eating 6 bananas before
a band competition & getting really sick after we got off the field.
( Amanda Banana)
6. When Megan Jenkins got hit my a drunk
guy on a bicycle & the guy got DUI.
7. When Stephanie Holzaphfel ran over
a borrowed tuba with her van.
8. Every time Katie
& I are in the car together, we hear "The Way" by Fastball.
9. When Sarah McCorkle
got into a fight with Kelly Kilgoure over something, but nobody really
knows what. And Kelly peed her pants.
10. When I wouldn't
let Katie to her house. I blocked the road so she couldn't get through.(ha
ha)
11. Everytime Sam
Brady would get his locker or car decorated by me & Katie & Sarah
with post-its.
12. When I deleted
my WHOLE homepage & had to start all over again. (not funny, don't
laugh)
13. The time Dan
Keck got a speeding ticket on the way to Governor's Scholars.(73 in a 60)
14. When I got water
balloons thrown into my car on the last few days of school & I had
the top up!
15. When a riser
fell during a Choir performance.
16. When Tisha Jenkins
"flew" across the tent when she thought someone was gonna knock it down.
17. How my trumpet
squad worships percussion & the temporary percussion instructor, Jared
from Philo.
18. When Megan fell
& hurt her ankle while hustlining to "pre-set" during band camp.
19. How Jackson
percussion hates me........ A LOT !!!!!
20. When the whole
Wellston drumline quit but 3.
21. The time a bunch
of us went to Pizza Hut & left a $3 tip in Quarters & it spelled
"HI"
22. When Katie went
on vacation & Donnie(her boyfriend) wrecked her car. She had to get
a new hood for her car. The hood is Maroon & her car is White !
23. When Katie flunked
her drivers test the first time cause she hit a cone.
24. When My Girl
Scout troop did an over night at COSI & at 3 am, got evacuated from
the building we were staying in to another building.
25. When Matt Petersen
got into a fight with a Nellsonville-York Basketball Parent as the Game
at Wellston.
26. Any time my
friends & I have put TP on someones car ! (always fun)
27. When we put
EVERYTHING of Ambrosia Walker's in Christian Mannering's Locker..yes...EVERYTHING
!!!!!!!!!
28. When Megan Jenkins
slapped Donn Ballanger in the face in chemestry class ! (go megan !)
29. When the cheerleaders
were stuck in a bathroom during a tornado at camp. (from Mandi Derrow)
30. Singing "I'm
Not An Addict" with Katie.
31. Everytime we
get mad we hit the dash.
32. When the whole
Waterford band & their cheering section started chanting "Purple Helmit"
because Wellston did at the River HS band compitition.
33. When Lacie couldn't
find her Explorer (she forgot where she parked)
34. When I have
my hair beaded & a bandana on my head & my friends say I look like
Chris Kirkpatrick from 'N Sync.
35. When Chris
Ellison snorted an Altoid at OUGS.
36. When
Katie locked her keys in her car & the car was running.
37. When Mr.
Stork would get mad and smile while saying "If you think I'm pissed, you're
right."
38. Katie
and her friend Brandi hid in the bathroom at OUGS to avoid perticipating
in the gay activities.
39. How Nikki
Reed flutters her eyes while looking at Brad Pitt pictures & when you
tell her something, she says, "I just wasn't paying attention !"
40. When Jonesie
ordered a bannana milkshake through the drive-through
41. When Donnie
ordered a 20 piece schlonky meal.
42. Anything
having to do with Beau and the "Pimp Wagon"
43. How David
Gilium and Mike Penix made fun of Ambrosia during Drivers Ed about the
Shower Rod.
44. Katie
racing Dan home on the App. from OUGS and Dan won in his Chevette !
45. When Katie,
Megan, and I were in Jackson & some tothless drunks were yelling at
us ! (YUCK)
46. How Megan
prayed Jared's pants would fall off at the band swimming party.
47. When I
ate a whole box of green (wintergreen kind) Altoids in one day. (you really
do get sick)
48. Talking
about Megan's mom.
49. When some
friends were in Jackson crusing & some guy was crusing to real loud
country music and Beau acted like he was playing the fiddle & the "country
guy" wanted to beat him up !
50. When we
sit in the band room at lunch time and watch the *N Sync Home Video and
Mr. Phillips recites his poem: "Rags to riches, riches to rags, I think
theses guys are a bunch of fags."
51. Everytime
we come to a "So Sagt Man Das" section in our german book, that's the only
think we'll do, cause all we do is repeat after the teacher, Frau Blagg.
(Frau is german for Mrs.)
52. When Erica
Dalton was little and her mom was driving in the snow & they slid and
went over a hil and Erica yelled "WEEEEEEEE...."
53. One time
when Tiff and Kat were baking cookies and they decided to use their own
recipie. The cookies took over the pan cause they were huge and after
they ate them, the threw up cause they had A LOT of baking powder in them
!!
54. When Megan
threw a stick at a hot guy wearing a wife beater at King's Island, while
she was chanting "I'm gonna beat you with my hickory stick !"
55. When Katie
& I went to Jackson to see the Celica she wanted and we were sooooo
excited, that we were screaming our heads off !!
56. When Katie's
little brother, Mac, was walking around with his pants pulled down like
a skater and his shirt open & he was sticking his chest out pretending
to be Justin from *N Sync (or
* N Stync as Mac says)And Mac's hair is blonde
& somewhat curly too !!
57. When Katie
got her new car......that was just AWSOME !!!
58. When Lacie
was talking about her car & said it had AUTO PILOT when what she ment
was Cruse Control !
59. Everytime
a basketball player "jumps" from the court & into the pep band...it
happens every year !
60. How a
small group of us during lunch time at school would go & very quickly
grab lunch, take it to the band room, and watch the *N Sync Official Video,
"*N the Mix" during lunch ! It always gave us "modivation" for our afternoon
classes !!
61. When our
band director hit another car with "Rocket 1", our band bus, when the pep
band went to the Coaxial/Hyatt trip in Columbus, Ohio. Cost him an $80
fine..ouch : (
62. When
Sarah McCorkle tried to do a lay-up shot during a basketball game, jumping
from the foul line, and after such a "wonder attempt" hurt her thigh !!!
WHAT WAS SHE THINKING !
63. Sarah's
chemistry experiment on an Altoid. They are combustable. And they let off
a nice white smoke too. : )
64. When Beverly
went to Katie's @ lunch time, & let out Katie's weiner (pervert, its
her cat) and it wasn't supposed to be. Bev & I chased it & put
it in during the first few minutes of 5th period !
65. How the 1st
period art class passed a petition to kick Troy Meade out of art. Majority
signed the petition, but he's still there !! (Troy is a teacher's aide
in there).
66. Jake Eberts
ALWAYS wears Abercrombie & Fitch clothes. Only once all school year
has he worn a shirt that was NOT Abercrombie !! and it was Wellston Football.
: )
67. I got
a 76 in chemisty.....may not sound bad, but my last 9 weeks grade was a
91.
68. How repeatedly
in 1st period, we here "Troy,Next time & you're outa here !!!" He's
STILL there!
69. Hmm..........69...................oh
sorry, lost train of thought. Lets continue, shall we ? good : )
70. Matt Petersen
trying out for Field Commander.......hes not serious, just doin it for
laughs.
71. Lacie
NEVER stops eating ! She eats breakfast, post breakfast snack, post post
breakfast snack.......etc. She reminds me of Garfield.....only I
don't think she sleeps.....
72. My softball
coach telling me to pitch at our game & the only previous pitching
I have had was about 6 pitches the night before at practice !! TIM CREMEANS.....I'LL
GET YOU FOR THAT ! Well, on a good note...I did strike out 1 batter.......lets
not talk about the other 2½ innings.......
73. How Monica
Saltsman & I are always trying to get the SUPERMAN patch off of Sara
Long's bookbag. One of these days, I'm taking small scissors & cutting
it off while shes not lookin....or I'll buy my own..... hehe : )
