Howdy....My name is dickee Webb. Now, ever' now and then, somebody will call me David or dl, but folks 'round here mostly calls me dickee. An' if y'ur a-wonderin' where that name come from - well sir, so am I....An' Lord knows, it ain't what you thank!!!!....

....tearin' down my neighbor's outhouse ain't gonna make mine smell no better...... ....It's in the Bible - Look it up....

....Now, I was born on a little farm in Sandy Ridge, Arkansas on Christmas night in 19---.....Well, I cain't 'zactly 'member the year - nor my age....I'll just tell you that I'm somewheres 'tween 29 and expiration....An' when you get to gawkin' at them there pictures I done hung up in here, well sir, you gonna know that if I claim to be 29 - - well I'd be a'stretchin' my blanket just a little bit.....