Blonde Jokes

What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating jelly? Jelly wiggles when you eat it.
What do you get when you cross a blonde with a lawyer? Something that when it gives you a head job, it wont stop until it gets blood.
What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? Her feet!
What disease paralyzes blondes below their waist? Marriage!
How is a blonde like a frying pan? You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
How do you describe the perfect blonde? 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
How do you confuse a blonde? You dont, they're born that way.
What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? Lipstick.
Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? So she can have a doggy bag for later.
What do yo ucall it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
Why do blondes drive BMW's? Because they can spell it.
What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? An interpreter.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
What does a blonde say when she gives birth? Gee, are yo sure its mine?
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said 4-6 years.
Why dont blondes make good pharmacists? They cant get the bottle into the typewriter.
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. Six, please, said the blonde, I could never eat twelve.