Marriage, Men versus Women jokes

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the Y becomes silent.
• Why does the bride always wear white? .....Because it's always good for the dishwasher to match the fridge.
• A batchelor is a man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of persuit.
• Confucius say : never turn your back on anything that can bleed for five days straight and still live.
• Question to a batchelor....How's your love life?...Still holding your own?
• Why is sex like bridge? Because you either need a good partner or a good hand.
• Sex is like air : it's not important unless you aren't getting enough.
• Sexist Dictionary : - WIFE -- An attachment you screw on the bed to get the house work done!
• Whats the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a very thin woman? The counterfiet bill is a phoney buck.....
• Remember folks : while sex using a condom is like taking a shower in a raincoat, sex without a condom is like taking a bath with the toaster!
• Wedding Wish : Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
  
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