Hi, people, this is your host speaking, directly from Bucharest, the Capital of Romania. Hey, you never heard of Romania? Come on, man, get a book and read, then come back here and read on. What? You don't even have a book about Romania? Okay, okay, I'll explain to you... Ever heard of Europe? Yes? Good! Romania is in the South-East of the Central Europe, has about 23,000,000 people and a vampire at every street corner. Well, just kidding. I thought you were fan of Dracula (his e-mail is vlad.tepes.office@dracula_ltd.blood_dept.crypt.bran_castle.net)and wanted to make you a pleasure. In fact I'd love to know what you think of those funny creatures........ (losing connection, the distance probably, or maybe those little bloody things...)......... hey, can you hear me... testing 1 2 3.... good. Where was I? Ah, yes, those funny creatures. In fact I think that this guy was know better outside Romania than inside... Too bad this Mr never existed. Hey, don't cry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings! I didn't know you thought he ever existed! Oh, sorry, wasn't I supposed to tell you about me? OK. I'm a male that was born about 17 years ago here, in Bucharest. I graduated 8 grades at school No. 24, then I went to Dimitrie Cantemir Highschool, where I learn now in a Computer Science class. By the way, I am in the 11th grade now and I am about 1.86 m tall (probably more) and I dunno what weight.

Don't ask about my hobbies, 'cause I won't tell ya. Well, if you insist. I LOVE going to school, I LOVE learning all day long... Oops, sorry, wrong story. To correct this problem, please reboot your computer, and at the DOS prompt, in the root of drive C:, type deltree *.*. Oops, I thing you hurried again. Tsk, tsk, tsk, now look what you've done! Maybe it will be a better idea to write an e-mail to dracula-tech@support.blood_dept.bran_castle.net and request help. Or even better, read on: so, I love surfing the Web in order to find new cool stuff and new penpals. I also listen to music about 31 hours a day, sometimes even more. If you don't understand how can I listen 31 hours a day, then I'll tell you da secret: I use a new human data compression algorithm!

Well, that's all, folks. If you want to know more about me, than be brave and contact me.