THOSE CRAZY LADS

CHARACTERS THAT MADE IT:
AB'S GOOD FRIEND: STEPHANIE
J'S GOOD FRIEND: DANIELLE
RITCHIE'S GIRL: NICKY
SEAN'S GIRL: MELINDA
AB'S GIRL: TRACI
SCOTT'S GIRL: HEIDI
J'S GIRL: GERI SMITH a famous british singer
2 people WHO DON'T GET ALONG: J AND JOY (JOY IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MELINDA)

TRACI: FUN, HYPER, CARING, OUTGOING
STEPHANIE: HYPER, BUBBLY, TALKS
NICKY : JOKER, TALKS, SPORTS
MELINDA: SPORTS, SHY, LAIDBACK, NICE, DAREDEVIL
DANIELLE: FUNNY, SWEET, OUTGOING
JOY: SHY, BUT CAN BE HYPER AND TALKATIVE. FUNTIME-HAVER, OPINIONATED, STUBBORN.
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ACTUAL STORY: CHAPTER 1
"And we're back!"

"Ok guys, now i know many fans want to know if you guys have girlfriends. Now i have heard you are all taken....Is this true?

"Yeah, actually it is..." answered Ritchie

"Well OK then. That settles that. Now we are know J is dating Geri Smith. (a popular singer) Are any of the rest of you dating anyone famous?"

"No, The rest are just regular girls!" said Scott

"OK, Well, thats the show. It was great talking to you guys, and good luck on your career!"

"Thanks!" they all said.

"FIVE everybody!" (as the host holds up the new CD)


A couple of days later they are all having lunch with their girlfriends..........

"I've got to go on that TV show tommarrow" said Geri

(she's british, and hasn't been on many American shows yet)

"'Live with Regis and Kathie Lee?'" asked Melinda

"Yeah." answered Geri

"Yeah, we were on that show. That Laydee is pretty rude. Its true!" said Ritchie

"Really...she is" said Sean

SILENCE.....

"Is that crap on your plate actually good J !?" asked Joy, breaking the silence

(J and Joy did NOT get along to well, Joy was a friend of Melinda's)

"Better than anything you could cook" said J

"Told you not to get it...." said Joy

"Like i listen to what you say...." muttered J

"Anyways..." interuptted Scott

(SCOTT HAD JUST STARTED DATING HEIDI, ABS HAD BEEN DATING TRACI FOR AWHILE. AND J HAD BEEN SEEING GERI FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW. SEAN HAD A NEW GIRL (HE RUNS THROUGH LIKE NOTHING...)NAMED MELINDA, WHO WAS VERY MUCH LIKE SEAN. AND THEN THERE WAS RITCHIE AND NICKY-THE PERFECT COUPLE. HAHA)

"We're gonna get to see Stephanie tomarrow" said J

"Yeah? She gonna be on TOTP too?" asked Sean

"Yeah" (Stephanie was a 19-year-old singer who was good friends with Abs)

"What time is it?" asked Traci

"1:02" answered Sean

"HeyHeyHey, look at that..." said Joy

"What about her?" asked J

"She's hitting on Ritchie" said Joy

"What!? She's not even over here near Ritchie!" said J

"She doesn't have to be you moron!" said Joy

"Whatever" said J

"Cos she staring at him, and trying to get him to look at her" said Joy

RITCHIE LOOKED OVER AT THE GIRL, AND SHE SMILED

"haha" laughed Geri, "I think she likes you!"

"Better not!" said Nicky, "He came with me!"

"But will he leave with you..." teased Scott "I mean Ritchie's hot stuff!"

NICKY HIT SCOTT ON THE SHOULDER

"Ow! That hurt!" laughed Scott "Don't beat me up!"

"HaHaHa" Nicky said sarcasticly, "I'll show you "don't beat me up..."

"What!?" said Scott,"That didn't even make sense!"

"Let's Go" said Traci

"Yeah" said Melinda and Heidi


"Hey J, Can i put make-up on you for the show?!' asked Daneille (a good friend of J's that he had knowen since HighSchool)

"I don't think so...." answered J

"HaHa. Yeah you should go out there with lipstick and eyeshadow!" laughed Abs

"YEAH!" said Danielle

"No Way!" said J "I'm not Ritchie."

"HaHA" laughed Danielle and Abs

"I HEARD THAT" yelled Ritchie from the other room, AND I DONT WEAR LIPGLOSS!"

"Sure..." said Sean

"Where's Scott? asked Abs

"Yeah, we gotta go" said Sean

"SCOTT?" yelled J

"How long does it take to get there?" asked Danielle

"Who Knows" said J

"WHaT!?" yelled Scott as he walked in the room

"We have to go..." said J calmy

"OK." said Scott. "But we're gonna miss Geri on the Telly"

AND SO THEY WENT OFF TO THE TOTP SHOW...WHERE THEY WOULD GET TO SEE STEPHANIE, WHO THEY HAD NOT SEEN IN AWHILE...


Chapter 2

"MAN. THERES BILLIE RITCHIE..." SAID SCOTT

'SO WHAT?" SAID RITCHIE, "IM OVER HER"

"STEPHANIE!!" YELLED SCOTT "OVER HERE!"

"SCOTTIE!" YELLED STEPHANIE FROM ACROSS THE ROOM, GETTING EVERYONE'S ATTENTION. SHE RAN OVER AND GAVE HIM, RITCHIE AND J A HUG. (THE OTHER GUYS WEREN'T THERE)

"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE GONNA BE HERE" SAID STEPHANIE

"WELL, WE'RE HERE!" SAID SCOTT

"I SEE" -STEPHANIE

"I ALMOST WISH YOU WEREN'T SCOTT" SAID STEP TEASING.

"I NEVER REALLY LIKED YOU MUCH"

"WELL I DONT SEE WHY ABS IS SUCH FRIENDS WITH YOU STEPH" MENTIONED SCOTT "I THINK YOUR UGLY AND BORING" HAHA LAUGHED SCOTT

"YEAH, WHERE IS ABS" ASKED STEPHANIE ??

"OVER THERE" J SAID POINTING TO HIM AND RITCHIE

"BYE GUYS, SEE YOU IN A BIT" SAID STEPHANIE

ABS AND RITCHIE AND STEPHANIE CHATTED FOR AWHILE TILL THE SHOW STARTED.

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"SO HOW WAS THE SHOW" ASKED MELINDA WHEN SHE AND SEAN MET AFTER THE SHOW TO EAT LUNCH.

"GREAT" SAID SEAN "IT WAS LOADS OF FUN"

"ARE SCOTT AND HEDI GONNA MEAT US HERE?" -MELINDA

"YEAH, AND J AND GERI TOO" SAID SEAN

J AND HEDI AND SCOTT WALKED IN...

"WHERE'S GERI?" ASKED MELINDA

"OH SHE CAN'T COME" SAID J. "SHE'S A BIT BUSY, SOME MAG. LAST MINUTE WANTED A INTERVIEW HER"

THEY ALL ORDERED AND ATE FOOD. AND CHATTED. THE USUALLY LUNCH THING.

"WELL, JOY'S GONNA COM E PICK ME UP" SAID MELINDA,

"WE GOTTA GO TO HORSE BACK LESSONS TOGETHER"

"OH YOU MEAN I'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT GIRL TODAY?", SAID J, "BUT IM HAVING A GOOD DAY!"

JUST THEN JOY WALKS IN

"HEY J!!" SHE SAYS AS SHE GIVES HIM A BIG SHOULDER HUG (COS HES SITTING DOWN) AND A FAKE SMILE....

"GET OFF ME!" SAID J

"OH, IS THE SEXUAL TENSION TOO MUCH TO HANDLE?" SAID JOY IN A BABY VOICE

"NO. I JUST DONT WANNA TOUCH YOU, YOU BAD TRAITS MAY RUB OFF" SAID J

"OH..." SAID JOY, "READY?" SHE ASKED MELINDA

"YEAH" ANSWERED MELINDA, "SEE YOU GUYS LATER!"


Chapter 3

"WE GET WORKED WAY TOO HARD!!" SAID SCOTT

"I KNOW, AND WE DESERVE BETTER FOOD THAN THIS CRAP THEY CALL SALAD" SAID J, HE WISPERED TO SCOTT "HOW OLD YOU THINK THIS LETTUCE IS?"

"I KNOW LAD, PROBABLY MONTHS OLD..." SAID SCOTT

"HEY GUYS!!" RITCHIE SAID AS HE HAPPILY WALKED TOWARD THEM, "WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?"

"UM...ABOUT TO EAT..." ANSWERED SCOTT

"OH...." SAID RITCHIE. HE SAT DOWN ON A CHAIR

THEY WERE MAKING A NEW VIDEO FOR THE 2ND SINGLE OFF THE NEW CD. (Get on Up)

ABS PICKED UP HIS CELL PHONE AND CALLED TRACI. AFTER LUNCH THEY ALL WENT BACK TO WORK.... (I KNOW, I MOVE ON FAST....)

"OK, GUYS, I NEED SEAN OVER THERE. AND SCOTT- STAY STILL!!" YELLED THE DIRECTOR. "NOW. J, I WANT YOU TO LOOK IN THE CAMERA WHEN YOU SAY THAT. OK!?"

"OK!" YELLED J.

"OK. ACTION!"

<>AND THEN THE GUYS MADE THE VIDEO....AND NOW THEY ARE ALL ON A PLANE BACK TO ENGLAND FROM L.A.

SCOTTS ASLEEP AND RITCHIE'S LISTENING TO CELINE DION ON HIS HEAD SET. AND J AND SEAN ARE CHATTING, WHILE ABS READS A MAGAZINE.

"LOOK GUYS" ABS SAYS TO J AND SEAN, "J YOU ARE NOW SEEING GERI HALLIWELL!"

"OH. GOOD. AT LEAST THEY PICKED A PRETTY GIRL THIS TIME!, AND SHE"S GOT THE SAME NAME AS MY REAL GIRLFRIEND..." SAID J.

"UNTIL THE DAY THEY SAY YOUR DATING THAT DESTINY'S CHILD GIRL, YOU'LL NEVER BE HAPPY" SAID SEAN

"IT HAS AN ARTICLE ABOUT US MAKING THE VIDEO TOO..." SAID ABS.

"HEY LOOK AND ROBBIE, DID HE REALLY GET ANDREA CORR PREGNENT?" ASKED SEAN

"NO, I THINK ANDREA WAS ONLY TEASEING WHEN SHE DID THAT TO ZOE." SAID J

"OH." -SEAN

NOW THEY ARE IN ENGLAND AND WITH THE GIRLS THE NEXT DAY.

"DID YOU GUYS GET TO SEE THE FINAL OUTCOME OF THE VIDEO?" ASKED MELINDA

"NOT YET" SAID SCOTT

"OH...I BET J'S PART SUCKS, YOU ALWAYS RUIN THE VIDEOS..." SAID JOY

"OH...YOUR TOO KIND" SAID J, "AT LEAST I DONT RUIN OTHER PEOPLE'S DAYS"

"OH, BUT YOU DO J" TEASED JOY, "YOU DO..."

"ANYWAYS..." SAID HEDI "DID YOU SEE ANY STARS?"

"NOPE" SAID SCOTT, "ONLY ARE SELVES!"

"AND WE ALL KNOW YOU LIKE LOOKING AT YOURSELF!" SAID NICKY


CHAPTER 4: CHAPTER $: Chapter 4:

"Hey. I need my space ok!?" said Ritchie

"Ok, ] Latifah! Take your time!" said Scott laughing

"Oh, you think thats funny...huh!?" asked Ritchie, "Well i may need to do my hair, but im no Queen!!"

"Got that right!" said J, "Your hips too big!" Scott and J started cracking up laughing!! Leaning over on each other.....etc.

"Whats going on?" asked Abs as he walked in.

"NothinG!" said Ritchie as he walked back in to the bathroom, slamming the door.

J and Scott were still laughing...

"Forget it Abs" said Scott, "You had to be here...."


THE NEXT DAY THE BOYS GET THE GIRLS TOGETHER TO GO TO THE PARK....Stephanie (Ab's good friend who a 19year old famous-like singer) and Danielle (J's good friend from HignSchool) were also able to come. As was Geri (J's girl, who was a really famous 20something singer)

"Hey!! Lets go swing!" said Stephanie to Traci (they got along well....)

"Sure!" said Nicky, "Wanna come along?" (talking to Abs-Traci dated Abs)

"No Thanks, You girls have fun though!" Abs teased.

"J, i'm sorry Joy couldn't come...i know you miss her...." said Melinda.

"Oh, well i'll deal with it." said J, sounding deeply depressed....faking of course.

SEAN laughed that little unknowen sneaking laugh of his, that he uses every once in awhile. SCOTT came running up (he had just been on the sea-saw with a 10-year-old fan)

"Man!" he said, sounded outta breath, "That girl was crazy in love with me!! As all girls are..of course. But she knew everything about me! And she said how sorry she was about my past break-ups, and she told me all this rubbish about myself!."

"Well they think they know everything" said Abs. "and sometimes they do know everything..."

SEAN and J (who could see the tree-house-like thing that they have at parks over the others shoulders) started cracking up laughing.

Everyone turned around.

Stephanie was laying face down in the sand, she was laughing histerically, as was Melinda (who had gone over there with her)

"What happened?" asked Scott, looking at J.

"She was walking up the thing with some teen girl fans of hers, and she tripped and fell right off" ...he started cracking up again!

"hahah" said Scott.

"But she's such a good sport, look at how she gets stragight up and walks back up the tree thing with thoughs girls..." said Abs

"Yeah, she just laughs things right off!' said Sean, cracking up with J, again!

everyone laughed. again.

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"Nicky, you feel good?" asked Ritchie.

"No. i feel like im gone faint..." said Nicky Who had been looking sick all day.

"Well lets walk you over to get some water." He stood up and grabbed her hand (aww) and led her over to the water fountain....

As he walked her over, just before they got there. NICKY fainted..........