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Your Mama Jokes

More Your Mama Jokes!

Your mama's so Nasty/Ugly
Jokes about your nasty/ugly mama!
Your Mama Jokes (misc)
misc jokes about your mama!

Your Mama's so fat......

Your mama's so fat, She walked across the t.v,and fell in Dawsons creek!

Your mama's so fat, the national weather service has to assign names to her deadly farts!

Your mama's so fat, her butt looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud!

Your mama's so fat,she left the house with high heels,and came back with flip-flops!

Your mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell!

Your mama's so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Your mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter, and got back 2 dimes and a nickel!

Your mama's so fat, she got more crack than harlem!

Your mama's so fat, when she wears yellow, people yell"Taxi!"

Your mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!

Your mama's so fat, she reflects satellite signals back into space!

Your mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!

Your mama's so fat, when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks!

Your mama's so fat, she sweats bacon grease!

Your mama's so fat,instead of moaning during sex, she oinks!

Your mama's so fat,she uses the freeway as a slip and slide!

Your mama's so fat, she has to make 2 trips to the car to haul her ass!

Your mama's so fat, the only thing attracted to her is gravity!

Your mama's so fat, she has to measure her waist with a first down marker!

Your mama's so fat, she freebases chocolate syrup!

Your mama's so fat, when she wears red, everyone yells, "Hey Kool-Aid!"

Your mama's so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway!

Your mama's so fat, i tried to drive around her and ran out of gas!

Your mama's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes..New York, Chicago, L.A .......

Your mama's so fat, she took up the whole family album with half a picture!

Your mama's so fat, by the time she pulled up her BVDs ,they spelled out boulevard!

Your mama's so fat,she stepped on a scale and it said "one at a time please!"

Your mama's so fat, i rolled over 3 times and was still on top!

Your mama's so fat and old, when god said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way!

Your mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale!

Your mama's so fat, when she wears a malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters land on her!

Your mama's so fat, N.A.S.A has to orbit a satellite around her!

Your mama's so fat, she has to get out of her car to change gears!

Your mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!