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Your Mama's so..Nasty/Ugly

Your mama's so ugly, ouija boards wont talk to her ass!

Your mama's so nasty, she made a right guard turn left!

Your mama's so ugly, she went to an ugly contest, and they said "no professionals!"

Your mama's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink!

Your mama's teeth are so nasty, when she smiles , it looks like gang signs and shit!

Your mama's so nasty, they found a new species of mushroom on her ass!

Your mama's so nasty, she did the splits, and stuck to the floor!

Your mama's so nasty, she has a sign on her pussy that says "warning! may cause irritation!"

Your mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to push her back in!

Your mama's so nasty,i asked her what's for dinner,and she opened her legs and said "crabs!"

Your mama's so ugly, your dad needs a stunt double to kiss her goodnight!

Your mama's so nasty, i asked her for phone sex, and the bitch gave me an ear infection!

Your mama's so ugly , they keep her at the zoo to keep the monkeys from jacking off!

Your mama's so nasty, they kicked her out of Red Lobster for bringing her own crabs!