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Your Mama Jokes (Misc)

Your mama's so stupid, she slid a phone down her pants to make a booty call!

Your mama's house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet to go outside!

Your mama's so old, i told her to act her age , and the bitch dropped dead!

Your mama's so dumb, i said it was chilly outside, and she ran out with a spoon!

Your mama's so stupid,she tried to steal money from an ATM with her own credit card!

Your mama's so black, when she gets in the car,the oil light comes on!

Your mama's so cross-eyed she saw a dime, and picked up 2 nickels!

Your mama's like a school bus, she takes 20 at a time!

Your mama's so stupid, she got stabbed at a shootout!

Your mama's so loose, she did the splits and gave the floor a hickey!

Your mama's so dumb, she thought menopause was a button on the vcr!

Your mama's so stupid, she was yelling in an envelope trying to do voice mail!

Your mama's so stupid, she got locked in the bathroom and shit her pants!

Your mama's so black, she jumped in the ocean and people thought it was an oil spill!

Your mama's like 1-800-collect, fast, easy, and 10 cents a minute!

Your mama sucks so much dick, her tongue came down with jock-itch!

Your mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she sees people waving at her!

Your mama's like a toilet, short, fat, and full of shit!

Your mama's so black, at night the the motion lights dont come on!

Your mama's so stupid,she asked me what jeans i was wearing, , and i said "Guess" and she said, Levis?

Your mama aint got no ears talkin' bout , i hear you!

Your mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order!

Your mama's so clumsy, she tripped on a cordless phone!

Your mama's so dumb, she failed a blood test!

Your mama;s so old, she was a waitress at the last supper!

Your mama's got no leg, talkin' bout, Lets go to I.H.O.P!

Your mama's house is so small, i opened the front door and fell off the back steps!

Your mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar!

Your mama's so old, she went to the prom with moses!

Your mama's so hairy, she has to part her asshairs to take a shit!

Your mama's so dumb, her teacher siad to do an essay, and she went and fucked a mexican!

Your mama's so dumb, she thought MCI was a rap group!

Your mama's so ghetto, she thought "the last supper" was when your family ran out of food stamps!

Your mama aint got no neck, talkin' bout she all choked up!

Your mama's like a reese's peanut butter cup, theres no wrong way to eat her!

Your mama's like burger king, Have it your way!

Your mama's idea of safe sex, is to put the car in park!

Your mama's so old, she has jesus christ trading cards!

Your mama's so stupid, she brought toilet paper to a craps game!

Youyr mama's so slutty, i said, "heads or tails?" and she said i'll give both!

Your mama's so stupid, i asked her what comes after 69, and she said, "mouthwash!"

Your mama sucks dick so hard, i had to pull the sheets out of my ass!

Your mama's so dumb, she said "meet me at the corner of walk, and dont walk"

Your mama's so black, she sweats chocolate syrup!

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!

Your mama's so slutty, she bought a short skirt, and heads were like, Nice belt!

Your mama's so nasty, she did the splits and stuck to the floor!

Your mama's so black, its illegal for her to play hide and seek at night!