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Things I believe I believe that someone should load Dr. Laura, Senator Jesse Helms, Rev.Fred Phelps and Martha Stewart in a boat and send them to the Bermuda Triangle. (Not that Martha is anti-gay, she just irritates the bejesus out of me!) I believe that gay marriage should be made legal because we have the same right to lose half of our money and belongings as anyone else! (I stole that from some comedian, I don't remember which one!) The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ---Lynn Lavner Tinky Winky I never thought Tinky Winky was gay, but Po always seems a little butch to me! Po Here Are Some Ancient Jokes: Q: What does a lesbian take on a second date? A: A U-Haul! (May I see a show of hands on how many of you have firsthand knowledge of this...u-huh, I thought so! Me too!) Q: What is the definition of confusion? A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. Q: How do you know when you are in a tough lesbian bar? A: Even the pool tables don't have balls! Q: What is "drag"? A: It's when a man wears everything a lesbian wouldn't be caught dead in! Q: How many straight women at the Dinah Shore golf tournament does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Both of them! Gynecologist to dyke patient: "You have the cleanest vagina I have ever seen!" Patient: "I should, I have a woman in twice a week!" Overheard: "She's so butch she rolls her own tampons and kickstarts her vibrator!" Favorite "Family" Movies (In No Particular Order) Desert Hearts Better Than Chocolate Bar Girls Go Fish Bound Henry and June Different For Girls Torch Song Trilogy The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls In Love Movies I'm Supposed To Like But Don't Claire Of The Moon Salmonberries Movies I'm Not Supposed To Like But Do Basic Instinct French Twist Women I Adore: Click To See Next Page Carlene's Other Homepage Index Page : Click To Return To Index
Things I believe
I believe that someone should load Dr. Laura, Senator Jesse Helms, Rev.Fred Phelps and Martha Stewart in a boat and send them to the Bermuda Triangle. (Not that Martha is anti-gay, she just irritates the bejesus out of me!) I believe that gay marriage should be made legal because we have the same right to lose half of our money and belongings as anyone else! (I stole that from some comedian, I don't remember which one!) The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ---Lynn Lavner
I believe that gay marriage should be made legal because we have the same right to lose half of our money and belongings as anyone else! (I stole that from some comedian, I don't remember which one!)
The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ---Lynn Lavner
Tinky Winky
I never thought Tinky Winky was gay, but Po always seems a little butch to me!
Po
Here Are Some Ancient Jokes:
Q: What does a lesbian take on a second date? A: A U-Haul! (May I see a show of hands on how many of you have firsthand knowledge of this...u-huh, I thought so! Me too!) Q: What is the definition of confusion? A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. Q: How do you know when you are in a tough lesbian bar? A: Even the pool tables don't have balls! Q: What is "drag"? A: It's when a man wears everything a lesbian wouldn't be caught dead in! Q: How many straight women at the Dinah Shore golf tournament does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Both of them! Gynecologist to dyke patient: "You have the cleanest vagina I have ever seen!" Patient: "I should, I have a woman in twice a week!" Overheard: "She's so butch she rolls her own tampons and kickstarts her vibrator!"
Q: What is the definition of confusion? A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
Q: How do you know when you are in a tough lesbian bar? A: Even the pool tables don't have balls!
Q: What is "drag"? A: It's when a man wears everything a lesbian wouldn't be caught dead in!
Q: How many straight women at the Dinah Shore golf tournament does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Both of them!
Gynecologist to dyke patient: "You have the cleanest vagina I have ever seen!" Patient: "I should, I have a woman in twice a week!"
Overheard: "She's so butch she rolls her own tampons and kickstarts her vibrator!"
(In No Particular Order) Desert Hearts Better Than Chocolate Bar Girls Go Fish Bound Henry and June Different For Girls Torch Song Trilogy The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls In Love
Desert Hearts
Better Than Chocolate
Bar Girls
Go Fish
Bound
Henry and June
Different For Girls
Torch Song Trilogy
The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls In Love
Movies I'm Supposed To Like But Don't
Claire Of The Moon Salmonberries
Salmonberries
Movies I'm Not Supposed To Like But Do Basic Instinct French Twist
Basic Instinct
French Twist
Women I Adore: Click To See Next Page Carlene's Other Homepage Index Page : Click To Return To Index