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Voice Mail Directives
Have you even experienced frustion with voice mail directives? Read on...
- If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are a co dependent, please ask someone to press 2 .
- If you have multiple personality disorder, please press 3,4,5,and 6.
- If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that
the thing you are holding on the side of your heard is alive and is about
to a bite off your ears.
- If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no
one will hear you.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.
- If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.