The Official Lord of the Dance Fortune Teller

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Remember when you were a kid and you took a piece of notebook paper, folded it up and wrote silly fortunes on the inside flaps and played the fortune game with your friends? Well we made one of those one day when we were really bored at work and made it a Lord of the Dance fortune teller. We got a good laugh out of writing up the fortunes and playing the game on our families (some of which are Flatheads). We decided that it would be pretty cool if we could make one of those online for fellow flatheads to play around with! And so here we are! Below is the first selection for our Lord of the Dance fortune teller. Choose wisely! :)