Cletus

Ahh, Cletus. Even though he's only had a bit role on the Simpsons, he has added a lot to the show. He is the stereotypical redneck of Springfield. His girlfriend's name is Brandeen, and he has a whopping 26 children. He's dumb, dirty, and dull, but his quips are funny as hell. On this page I have gathered lots of Cletus-related quotes, pictures, and .wav files. Download them, listen to them, learn them, and love them. He's Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

To save some time and space, I've used a Javascript onMouse Rollover kinda thing to view the several Cletus pictures I have, so just roll your mouse over the image and a new one will appear.

Here are Cletus-.wavs to download:
Cletus1.wav--Cletus's song from "22 short stories about Springfield"

Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll
Like Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel
Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll
Like Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel.

Cletus2.wav--Cletus's first line from "Bart gets and Elephant."

Cletus: Hey ma! Look at that pointy-hairdy little girl.

Cletus3.wav--Cletus's reaction to getting his driver's license.

Cletus: Hot Damn! No more sitting in the dirt at the drive-in!

Cletus4.wav--Cletus's at the Ogdenville outlet mall. From "Scenes from a Class Struggle in Springfield."

saleswoman: No ma'am, but we do have a shipment of slightly burnt Sears active wear coming in this afternoon.
Marge: Oh, I give up.
Cletus: What time and how burnt?

Cletus5.wav--Cletus's bowling team--the Stereotypes from "Team Homer."

Cletus6.wav--Cletus's laugh.

Okay, this is the big one. This Cletus7 wav is from the Pretzelwagaon episode where Cletus gets 300 pretzel coupons gets 300 pretzels for free for his 26 children. It's pretty big, but it's worth it because he yells out the names of all of his kids.

Cletus7.wav--Cletus's conversation with Marge about the pretzel's and his offspring roll call.
Cletus: Hey, slow down! I wants ta talk to ya! Give us 300 pretzels.
Marge: You see? A little persistence and patience pay off. That will be $300.
Cletus: Hey, I don't think so. I got me 300 coupons.
Marge: I should have said, limit one per customer.
Cletus: Shoulda, but didna, so hand them over. HEY KIDS, we're eating dinner tonight! Come on: Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillon, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesly, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katelan, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Keera, Ian, Luaran, Q-bert, Phil!

I hope this page has been informative and entertaining.