Ralph Wiggum Page

Ralph Wiggum. In my humble opinion, he's the hero of the Simpsons. Most people see him as a slow, tubby little second-grader, which he is. But he is sweet and funny, even if he doesn't realize it. If you have any more info on Ralph that you think is pertinent, go to the bottom of the page where there is a Java Rollover thing I made which links to my email.

Name: Ralph Wiggum
Hair type: Stringy
Cat's name: Mittens
Father's occupation: Police Chief of Springfield
Bad habit: eating things he shouldn't (crayons, worms, etc.)
One-time crush: Lisa Simpson
He's not allowed to: use the stove
If you want the BEST page, where, incidentally, I stole the title graphic for this page, go to A Ralph Wiggum Page Like No Other
Roger has a comprehensive list of Ralph wavs, so go there and download the funny ones!!!! Thanks, Roger.

For example, see if you remember these Ralph witticisms:

"...and when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life..."
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"My parents won't let me use scissors..."
"...I don't have a red crayon...I ate it."
"...I glued my head to my shoulder."
"You choo-choo-choose me."
"Can I walk you home...Val-en-tine?"
"So...Do you like...stuff?"
"...I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds..."
"...The tar fumes are making me dizzy..."