chinchilla ball

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this is my first ever game...called chinchilla ball.

the game is pretty lame, and the chinchilla is rarely killed...exept when played as "flame chinchilla ball"

the object
the object of the game is as follows
there are 2 goals at opposite ends of the court, the object is to use any means at all to get the the chin-ball into the goals....pretty straightforward right?
WRONG!
becuase....the field is littered with hazards....u will see more

the ball
the chinchilla ball its self, is a chinchilla, crafted into a ball shape and secured with stickyback plastic and rusty nails.
as shown below

1. the goal
nothing too dangerous here...just a plain ol' goal, like a football goal

2. the area of unlimited beatings
this is the area where the game can be played full contact......use any foreign object u choose...its all legal in this area

3. the pit of rabbid shlemmings
this is a pit, occupied by rabbid shlemmings, these shlemmings are , just angry
if you fall in this pit you have a very low chance of coming out alive. dont kno what a shlemming is? clik here

4.the pit of unlimited DOOM!
this pit, is too horrible to describe...however i shall try
when you fall in the pit....rosie o'donnel...is...waiting...she will tie you down...and torture you with low budget kids tv banter *crys*

THE RULES
the rules to this game are pretty lame...here they are
1. you can use any means at all to get the chinchilla to the net, u can carry it by hand, u can kick it, you can even shove it up your arse
2.if you carry the chinchilla internally then other players are fully entitled tyo beat you with a ceremonial plank of wood (resembling tony blair) and remove the chinchilla by force, should you carrythe chinchilla internally....you had BETTER be quick
3.no exesive violence, the only cantact allowed in this game is the same allowed as american football...untill you decide to carry the chinchilla internally ...or
4. you enter the zone of unlimited beatings, in this area...anything is allowed, ANYTHING, you could beat them with a obese shrew, or shove a comically sized fruit up their ...well you get the picture
5.should you fall into a pit, your team mates are fully entitled to rescue you, however...not many people dare to rescue any one in the pit of unlimited doom!
6.each team has 20 players, which makes for a crowded pitch, which adds to the fun, the players MUST be meerkats or in the meerkat family
7.the winning team is the tem which shoots the chinchilla into the net the most times
8. the winning team will be showered with small disected pieces of shlemming when the game is won.