f$u Jokes
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1. What do
seminoles call the elderly?
2.What did
the fsu graduate say to the UF graduate?
3. What
do you get when you complete the activities sheet at Denny's?
4. What's
the difference between the girls at fsu and garbage?
5.Why did'nt
Keith Jackson like the new fsu press box?
6. Did you hear
they're going to move the OJ Simpson trial to Tallahassee?
7. What do
you call a trailer park surrounded by a brick wall?
8. What's
the difference between the fsu cheerleaders and the Titanic?
9. Why
did indians protest the playing of the super bowl in the superdome (sugar
bowl)?
10. How do
you go to Tallahassee from Gainesville?
11. How many
noles does it take to fix a flat tire?
12. What's
the difference between florida state and O.J. Simpson?
13. How many
seminoles does it take to change a light bulb?
14. What is
the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead nole
in the middle of the road?
15. How
do you make seminole cookies?
16. How many
noles does it take to screw in light bulb?
17.What do
the noles and marijuana have in common?
18. How do
you get a fsu graduate off your front porch?
19. What do
you get when go fast through Tallahassee?
20. Why do
fsu students wear hats all the time?
21. How do
we know Jesus wasn't born in Tallahassee?
22. Why should
fsu replace the grass with artificial turf in doak-campell stadium?
23. Why
do the girls at fsu have rectangular breast?
24. Did you
hear about the fsu graduate who is now CEO of a Fortune 500
company?
25. Did
you hear the one about the 2 guys in the elevator?
26. Why
did the chicken cross the road ?
27. Why did
the fsu grad. cross the road ?
28. How
can you tell if an fsu student has been using the computer ?
29. How do
you tell if another fsu student has used the same computer ?
30. Did you
hear the one about the 3 football fans that found a dead body?
31.What do
you get when you have 32 noles in a room?
32. Did
you hear the one about the UF and f$u research on the shape of male reproductive
organs?
33. What's
the biggest argument two f$u grads have when they are going through a
divorce?
34. Why
did the $eminole get thrown out of the M&M factory?
35. Did
you hear the one about the nole and the Gator in the bathroom?
36. How do
you stop a $eminole from masturbating?
37. How
many $eminole fans does it take to eat dinner?
39. How do
you save a $eminole from drowning ?
40. A Gator
and a nole got into a car accident...
41. What do
you call 144 seminoles?
42. If
you have a car containing a seminole wide receiver, a seminole running back,
and a seminole linebacker, who is driving the car?
43. What does
f.s.u stand for (6 answers)?
44. What
do you get to do if you put a fsu degree in your car window?
45. Why
is fsu replacing the grass at doak-campell with cardboard?
46. Have you
heard about the half-assed Indian tribe?
47. What's
the difference between a f$u cheerleader and an elephant?
48. Why didn't
the seminole hunt the Gator?
49. Steve
Spurrier and bowden get into a car accident....
51.What's
the difference between a Corvette and a girl from f$u?
52. Why
do seminoles wear loincloths?
53. Lies told
at a f$u stockyard...
54. Did you
hear about the nole shooting craps?
55. How many
noles does it take to roof a house?
56. What
do sperm and the Criminoles have in common?
57. Why does
bobby bowden wear those ugly ass hats?
The above joke was originally about Coach Spurrier and was submitted
by a seminole named nick rose, who honestly believed it couldnt be turned
into a fsu joke. Another tribute to seminole intelligence.
58. What's
the difference between a nole and a bag of manure?
59. What do
you get when you cross a pig with a seminole?
60. What
do you call a good looking girl in Tallahassee?
61. What do
you call a seminole football player wearing a suit?
62. Why is
it a good thing that the University of Florida invented Gatorade?
63. What
do fsu and UF quarterbacks have in common?
64. What
do UF and fsu students have in common?
65. When
do fsu football players not run up the score?
66. How
many fsu freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
67. What
should you do if you find 3 seminoles stuck up to their necks in
cement?
68. Did you
hear the one about the travel agent?
69. What
do you do when an fsu alumni throws a hand grenade at you?
70. Have
you heard the one about the golden telephone?
80.
What's the best thing to ever come out of Tallahassee?
81. How can
you tell if a seminole is a good cook?
82. What do
you get when you cross Monica Lewinsky and fsu?
83. A Gator
coed went into the campus police station...
84. Have
you heard the one about the plane that crashed in Tallahassee?
85. When
a groundhog sees a nole what does he get?
86. What
do you call a drug ring in Tallahassee?
87. Why can't
Laveranues Coles get into a huddle on the field anymore?
88. What
happened when Scott Bentley broke his clavicle?
89. Did you
hear Chicago wanted to sign Sammie Smith?
90. Why
did they remove the artifical turf from Dork Shamble Stadium?
91. Did
you hear about the new fsu honor system?
92.
Who is the seminoles new defensive coordinator?
93. How
do the Criminoles spend their first week at spring practice?
94. The
fsu football team was placed in a remedial English class...
95. What
is the difference between a porcupine and a room full of fsu fans?
96. How
do you know that an fsu illum invented the tooth brush?
97. Four College
Alumni were climbing a mountain one day...
98. How do you
get an fsu cheerleader in your room?
99. Why are
so may rednecks seminole fans?
100. Did you
here they are going to move the Tallahasse State's Attorneys office onto
the fsu campus?
101. Did you
hear about the tornado that recently hit the fsu campus?
102. fsu FACTOID:
In the late 1970's, the fsu student body elected a man as Homecoming
Queen...
103. How can
you tell it is Homecoming weekend at fsu?
104. A mortician
and his newly appointed apprentice were working late one night embalming
dead bodies...
105. Why do
fsu wide receivers wear wristbands?
106. How do
you make a nole sit during a football game?
107. Albert
Einstien went to a party & asked people their I.Q...
108. A nole
and a volunteer walk into a bar...
109. What's
the best way to break a nole's finger?
110. What do
you get when you drag a $1000 dollar bill through a housing
project?
111. What do
fsu cheerleaders use as earrings?
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