"Oh, great avocado, tell us of your ways."
And I did. I gave them my Ten Tenets as follows:
1.)Thou shalt not eat food from Terrace Court, especially if it contains your Avocado Bretheren.
2.)Thou shalt not eat guacamole. Eating of guacamole is the only unforgivable sin.
3.)Thou shalt make pilgrimages to the Holy Land, Royal Farms, at every oppurtunity. Thou needest not buy, only go, but when thou hast the money, thou shalt buyest 6-packs of Josta and subs for the Feast.
4.)Thou shalt celebratest the Feast of Liberation with much Josta and many subs purchased from the Holy Land. The Feast of Liberation shall be celebrated on August 9, no later than 3 P.M.
5.)Thou shalt doest what thou damn well pleaseth. I, the Great Avocado in the Sky, shall not stop you, as long as it shall not be in violation of these rules.
6.)Thou shalt not make lists of ten rules when thou hast only six rules to give.
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The holy drink of the Feast of Liberation.