I need to learn how to get this specific in my daily life.

sweat flavored gummi has been absolutely on fire these last couple of days. Here is her morning mission from a day or two ago.

Mission: To drink as many cups of coffee as possible before noon.
So far: One travel mug and three cups, all hi-test french roast.
Feeling: A little funny.
Mental stability: Fading fast.
Temperment: Easily annoyed.
Trips to the bathroom: 4
Wishing I had: Some fucking candy to go with this buzz.
Trying not to: Eat that cruller remnant in the kitchen.
Daydreaming about: Sexual fantasies involving cartoon characters.
Working on: Keeping it real.

posted by MT at 2:50 PM |