I'm just a guy, in a town, minding my business 
I'm walking down the Street, in my new Adidas 
I see this chick, that was really fine
The rest of the day, I can not get her out of my mind

I'm not a Rapper
I'm not black, I'm white you know
I'm not a Rapper
I'm not a Rapper 

The very next day, I saw her again
Let me tell you, she was a 10
I love every thing about this girl
She made me want to do everything, but hurl 

I'm not a Rapper
I'm not black, I'm white you know
I'm not a Rapper
I'm not a Rapper 

The next 2 weeks we went out on some dates
We went to the mall, we even baked a cake
I thought we were moving at a fast rate
And she said some day we might even mate

I'm not a Rapper
I'm not black, I'm white you know
I'm not a Rapper
I'm not a Rapper 

It was a Friday, 3 weeks later
We went to this party, witch was catered 
I got to meet some of here friends 
And 2 of them, were even Twins.

I'm not a Rapper
I'm not black, I'm white you know
I'm not a Rapper
I'm not a Rapper 


The Twins pulled out a pack of Smokes
That is when I said "I'll go get us some cokes"
My girl took one and lit it up
Man, when she did that, she looked like a BUTT

I'm not a Rapper
I'm not black, I'm white you know
I'm not a Rapper
I'm not a Rapper 

Well, I left that girl, that next day
I guess Smoking just isn't my thing
I did not see why she had to smoke
I know that stuff is going to make her croak

I'm not a Rapper
I'm not black, I'm white you know
I'm not a Rapper
I'm not a Rapper