He did it "His Way"

It may Have Caused His Death.

The Hollywood gossip mongers are having a field day speculating on the death of "Old Blue Eyes"

The Top Ten Rumors Are:

1 His mixing of viagra and nitro proved to be a deadly mixture.

2 His fans paid him back for canceling his planned Rest Homes 98 Tour.

3 He was in debt over his head to daughter Nancy's plastic surgeon.

4 He didn't want to go out old and fat like Elvis, He wanted to go while still in his prime.

5 A Hollywood smut slinger was about to break a story comfirming that Frank's personal diary had been unearthed and it substantiated the rumor that he had fled to Canada during The Civil War.

6 It aint over till "The Fat Lady Sings" and as you can see from our cover art, she may have done more than sing to him.

7 He was despondent over Monica Lewinsky not reponding to his "Intern Wanted" ad.

8 His rug shrunk putting pressure on his brain.

9 He was buried in debt to his bookies due to addiction to shuffleboard handycapping.

10 He died while out on the town with President Clinton. They were cruising for chicks.

Frank was wearing his raccoon coat and got overheated.