This is me!

No,you are not seeing a Cabbage Patch Kid,it's only me...your friendly neighborhood whoreburglar.I get more rides than a flying monkey in Oz,but from what I hear...those monkeys smell better than I do. *sniff*

So anyway...come one,come all! Who needs a circus freak show when all you have to do is visit me at my Shack. I'm cheaper than Billy Barty and more fun than a barrel of Ewoks!

HERE'S MY SPECIAL PICTURE...DOING WHAT I DO BEST!!

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