Story by Kirk Alyn, star of the first Superman Movies Taken from Nostalgia World
Kirk Alyn and Bob Hope
We were never quite sure of who first suggested the idea, but the effects
were certainly far reaching. Basically the plan was to send forth from
Hollywood two baseball teams-- one composed of comedians, one of leading
men-- on a nationwide tour of the countrys main ball parks. Everyone who
participated would benefit from the publicity and the proceeds would be
a Bonanza for the City of Hope Hospital fund. The exhibition games were
expected to draw capacity crowds and they didnt disappoint the planners.
As Superman I was invited to join the group, not in either category, but
it was suggested that there might be some special angle to my performance.
I was delighted to be along; in pictures an actor misses the live audience
he is used to if his background has been on the stage.
The first game was scheduled for Soldiers Field in Chicago. Hopalong
Cassidy was the umpire, and the bleachers were filled with wildly cheering
fans of movie folk as well as baseball buffs. They had come to see such
"Greats" as Bob Hope, Buddy Rogers, Sonny Tufts, Wayne Morris, Roddy McDowell,
and Anthony Quinn. There too was a bevy of beautiful girls like Ava Gardner
and assorted startlets acting as bat girls and as a cheering section.
The action moved along through its innings with an ever increasing hilarity
as the far-from-expert actors clowned to the point where the comedians
were trailing by just one run. The bases were loaded and there were already
two strikes on the man at bat. A real crisis! After a big huddle-for general
effect-somebody yelled, "Pinch Hitter!" Then Gary Moore of "To Tell the
Truth" fame, who was serving as a kind of narrator of the game, announced
loudly, "A pinch hitter-who will it be? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh
No! Its Superman," and the crowd blew its collective stack as I emerged
from the pit with the now well-known cape flapping in the breeze behind
me.
As I strode toward home plate the news reel cameramen closed in around
me, and if I had had presence of mind enough to mention the probable risks,
the story would have had a different ending. They were crouching low to
catch the exact impact of the ball with the bat, and the pitcher, not sensing
the problem, let fly with the "special" ball. It was constructed to fly
all apart o contact to give the impression of having been hit with super-human
strength, but alas, it wasnt hit at all. In being sure the cameramen were
unhurt, I had missed the ball entirely, and Superman, Like the Mighty Casey,
had struck out. For a second or two I knew for sure how Casey felt that
day at Mudville.
I never expect to hear another roar such as came out of
those bleachers that afternoon. I looked around to see people fairly falling
out of their seat with laughter. They whooped and yelled and big tears
were rolling down their faces from laughing so hard. Such pandemonium!
It went on more than five minutes without decreasing even one decibel.
During the uproar the bat girl had plenty of time to get another "Special"
ball for the pitcher. In the meantime, Hopalong Cassidy called the managers
of both teams together and they decided that I should be allowed another
pitch on some technicality or other.
As the cause of all the uproar, I had plenty of time to think about
what to do next. Happily I recalled Babe
Ruths brilliant solution to a similar dilemma. He had had a strike-out
streak and the fans were howling with dismay at the latest. He had raised
his arms dramatically in the direction of the bleachers, pointed to a spot
far over the fence and beyond the horizon, then proceeded to knock the
next ball precisely where he had pointed. Jeers immediately turned to cheers,
so I decided to give it a try. Summoning all the dramatic effect of the
Superman "Uniform," I followed the Babes famous gesture, and as the fans
quieted to see what was going to happen next, the pitch came, I whacked
the ball, and it shattered with a most satisfying splatt. Up went the roar
again, but this time there was a difference.
The newsmen had a field day
with the story of Supermans striking out, and the next days game in Pittsburgh
was an early sellout. After seeing the newsreels of the Chicago game, I
guess they thought there might be a chance of a repeat performance. But
it was about then that I began getting letters and telegrams from the Comic
Syndicate which owned the rights to the Superman name. They claimed his
"image" was being ruined. With the help of the studio officials we finally
got the whole thing straightened out and the tour went on. But with no
more strike-outs.
Mr. Alyn died of natural causes at the age of 88 on March 14, 1999. More Kirk Alyn