| Name: | Louie |
|---|---|
| Occupation: | Actor. |
| Career Highlights: | Over two dozen luggage commercials, a print campaign for a local taxidermist, and a two-week stint as the "Michelob Lizard," which was pulled off the air almost immediately. |
| Idea of the perfect day: | Sitting on the branch all morning, turning brown in the afternoon, then going on an all night moth-run with some good friends. |
| Hobbies: | Swatting flies, tracking grasshoppers, bowling. |
| Last book read: | The Work Habits of Seven Highly Effective Lizards |
| Favorite Song: |
The classic Budweiser jingle, which dates back to 1924 (I'm sorry, am I pandering?) |
| Who you admire most: |
Steve and Todd, who head up my staff of writers. (I'm only a lizard, I can't be "on" 24 hours a day.) |
| Who you admire least: | The frog who says "er." (That should have been me!) |
| What you look for in a friend: | A green stripe and a solid white undermarking |
| What you look for in a mate: | A good strong tongue |
| Turn-Ons: | Two-humped iguanas |
| Turn-Offs: | 18-wheelers, bug repellent, frogs |
| Words to live by: | "Life is like a dragonfly.... you've just got to reach out and grab it." |
| Favorite Drink: | Budweiser |
