The stellar young talent, JENNIFER Stevie PIEREN appears as the flighty flapper-gone-mad, Miss Moon Silver. Ms. Pieren won raves for her dancing role as Anita Berber in the off-beat, Nina Hagen helmed, theater production, The Seven Addictions and Five Professions of Anita Berber. Also featured is the electric dwarf SANDY CRISP. Tinsel-Town bigwigs know this A-list powerhouse as The Goddess Bunny. SANDY CRISP will dazzle in the role of Bunny--The Midget Drag Queen In A Wheelchair Who Looks Like Loretta Lynn. Legendary Kibitz Room barfly TRACY MINNER beat out hundreds for the crucial role of Momma. TONY The Rug FEDERICO will appear as Shortnin' Bread crooner Chickie Galorie. Mammy's little baby can't wait! Film score by God knows who -- a host of thousands of the world's finest musicians who have no idea they are working on this film yet. Stay tuned for the top secret updates.

This is one hell of a twist on Gypsy. Hold on to your hats kids! You're in for a real cuckoo treat! Don't let this train leave the station without YOU riding in First Class! All aboard! Jump on the bandwagon! The tawdry fun-ride is about to unfold. Live your dreams! This film is guaranteed to alter your YING forever!

I'm ready to bring my twisted vision to the Silver Screen! As Barbara Freaky Friday Harris says, I'll do it. Send all inquiries (and a special TBN Love Gift) to:

Dianne Carter c/o Dianne Carter: 9461 Charleville Blvd. #333, Beverly Hills, CA 90212

God loves a giver! -- Charo - Love Boat '77

Keep an eye out for our next features: I'm No Shiksa and Good Afternoon Wig Bin -- The Musical. Coming Soon!

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