Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it
take to
change a light bulb?
A:
1,343 - 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the
mail list that
the light bulb has been changed;
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs
and how the light bulb could have been changed
differently;
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs;
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs;
53 to flame the spell checkers;
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames;
6 to argue over whether it磗 创lightbulb创 or 创light
bulb创 and another 6 to condemn those 6 as
anal-retentive;
156 to write to the list administrator about the
light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this
mail list;
109 to post that this list is not about
light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to
litebulb-l;
203 to demand that cross posting to grammar-l,
spelling-l and illuminati-l about changing light bulbs
be stopped;
111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we
all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are*
relevant to this mail list;
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand
of light bulbs work best for this technique and what
brands are faulty;
27 to post URL磗 where one can see examples of
different light bulbs;
14 to post that the URL磗 were posted incorrectly and
the post the corrected URL磗;
3 to post about links
they found from the URL磗 that are relevant to this
list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list:
33
to link all posts to date, then quote them including
all headers and footers and then add 创Me too创;
12 to
post to the list that they are unsubscribing because
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy;
19 to
quote the 创Me too磗创 to say 创Me three创;
4 to
suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ;
44 to
ask what is 创FAQ创;
4 to say 创didn磘 we go through
this already a short time ago on Usenet?创
143 to ask
创what磗 Usenet?创
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