Idiots On Unicycles

The IOU song, 20^th December 1998:

Hot Rockin' Roster....

Download the IOU song in mpeg layer III format (1.08MB). You'll need something like WinAmp to play it.

I'd like to sing a little song, I wrote it just for you.
About a group of crazy friends, called the IOU.
"Idiots on Unicycles" may sound strange to some,
But there really is no better way to go out and have some fun.......'cos

Paul is the well established collector of fine things,
A hundred different whiskey's are kept in his kitchen,
But nothing quite compares to his many one-wheelers,
Except maybe his fondness for drinking Tequilas! (....... Da da da da-da-da da da)

Vern and Lynda have done it all, there's not much left to do,
On one wheel, two wheels, two on one, the options left are few,
Maybe unicycling in the sky ? this could be very soon,
But there can't be very many people who've ridden on the moon !

Now Simon's the inventor of all there crazy toys,
While Isabelle, she smiles sweetly, thinking "boys will be boys"
His kite machines and wobbly bikes with built in stereo,
Ensure there's always something new for the IOU to show.

Hopefully one of these days, ol' Mike will write a play,
About the art of unicycling on a rainy day,
With us involved there's bound to be 1000 thrills and spills,
And then we'll be heading out to Hollywood's fine hills.

There is one strange guy left to name, who you wouldn't want to know,
The one called "Flossy" or sometimes "Ross", he's always on the go,
I wonder what he dreams about when he's fast asleep,
Could be music, girls or travelling, but it's probably just sheep !

Chorus x 2

Sing along with these nutcases ? No thanks, take me back..