Top 10 ... Computer Viruses in India 10. MR COFFEE VIRUS - Reduces operating speed substantially .. claims that real pleasure does not come in an instant. 9. SURF VIRUS - Hides all your data .. and keep's saying "Data Dhoondte Reh Jaoge!". 8. AMITABH BACHCHAN VIRUS - Makes your computer think it is brand new and attempts to sell itself to the user .. endorses BPL products on the screen saver. 7. BAL THACKEREY VIRUS - Renames all applications after it's relatives. 6. BJP VIRUS - Allows user to run only Swadeshi Programs. 5. MANEKA GANDHI VIRUS - Allows only vegetarian users to access the machine. Non vegetarians may log in only as animals. 4. SESHAN VIRUS - Obstructs the operating system claiming that user environment is not friendly for free & fair operations. 3. KPS GILL VIRUS - Tries to pinch the user's bottom as soon as the user's back is turned. 2. SUKHRAM VIRUS - Invades through telephone network and attacks your PC. Tranfers all your money from your account to a modest 'palatial' house in Mandi !! 1. P.V. NARASIMHA RAO VIRUS - Corrupts the entire system, but claims innocence when detected. Again contributed by a friend... She got it off the 'net.